Tag: papa john’s

Racist Pizza Guy To Spend More Time Thinking About What He’s Done

We are sure he will be very happy spending time with his money!

NUTCRACKERS! Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 22, 2017

Congress averts a shutdown (for now), Miss America is full of assholes, and a special delivery for Papa John.

Papa John’s So Sad That Only Nazis Like Their Shitty Pizza Now

What did they think was gonna happen?

Papa John’s Guy Sad That NFL Players Care More About Police Brutality Than His Pizza Sales

Apparently there is a lot of crossover between people who love police brutality and also love shitty pizza.

Happy 55th Birthday, President Obama! Check Out These Badass Senior Discounts We Found You!

We are just being silly, Obama is not old! But he does qualify for a bunch of good deals, and we think he'd be a fool to pass them up.

Domino’s Sued For Stealing All The Wages

Earlier this week, we brought you a story of a minimum wage-related lawsuit. Then we brought you a story about Domino's Pizza. Because time is a flat circle, now we have a story about Domino's as the target of...
Mazel tov about the egg thing

Fine Hipsters, Taco Bell Will Put Free-Range Artisanal Kale Eggs In Your Chalupas

Your Wonkette stands before you bearing gifts of Corporate Jerkery the likes of which have never been seen since last week. And just in time for Thanksgiving and Black Friday, too! Blessed is the government that steals from the...
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Papa John’s Is Still A Douche, And Other News From Corporate America

Labor Day. A time for parades, cooking meat over fire, and passive-aggressive swipes at workers by shitbird Republicans. It's also an excellent time to check on how our favorite corporate persons are treating their pesky working stiffs. Paid Parental Leave...
No extra compensation for the shitty pizza

Guess Who Is A Big Wage Stealing Robber Jerk? It Is Right-Wing Capitalist Hero Papa John!

Here's some Nice Time/Justice Done news for all you fans of class warfare: A Papa John's pizza franchise in New York has been ordered to pay almost $800,000 in back pay to workers it cheated out of wages. The court...

A Children’s Treasury of CEOs Throwing Very Grown-Up Tantrums Over Obamacare

If we were the CEO of a multi-billion dollar company, we would happily make ten cents less per unit in order to make sure that our employees have health care coverage. This would be DOUBLY true if we were...