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‘Official’ North Korean Website Offering American-Made Propaganda For The Discerning Hipster
It’s the first Thursday of the month, which means that the lovably kooky nightmare country known as North Korea is threatening to set the whole world on fire again unless we lift sanctions on essential items like heating oil, rice, and Hennessy. Given the repetitive nature of these threats, many in the media are now [...]
All Your Christmas Shopping In One Place, Unless You Have To Buy Stuff For Your Stupid Kids
You will have to go elsewhere for your creepy Elmo dolls (in fact, you probably want to just click that Amazon box in the righthand sidebar so that when Amazon forces your local mom and pop store out of business, at least your local mom and pop website gets a cut). We we do not [...]
Panty-Related Rumor Roils County Prosecutor Race In Ohio
We feel just awful for Hocking County, Ohio, prosecutor Laina Fetherolf, a first-term Democrat whose campaign for reelection has been complicated by vicious rumors that sound like something out of an episode of Night Court. And we really feel awful about the fact that we are now going to make matters worse by talking even [...]
Romney Firm Too Busy Firing People For Not Being Mormon To Create Those Jobs He Keeps Talking About
What kind of underwear do you have on? Are they magical? No? Outta here! Bain Capital, a job creating powerhouse established by America’s number one job creator Mitt Romney, is being sued by a group of people that claim they were fired for not being part of the Mormon church (LDS). This rogue group of [...]
Now Everybody Will Be Smuggling Mild Pain Relievers In Their Underwear, Due To SCOTUS Decision
Just a few months ago, the world watched with mouths agape as the assorted gentlemen of the Supreme Court tittered over a case involving a 13-year-old girl who’d been strip searched at school. The kid was accused by a fellow student (Curveball?) of handing out prescription-strength ibuprofen to her peers, and when school officials couldn’t [...]
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