Tag Archives: panties

  because che shirts are for poseurs

‘Official’ North Korean Website Offering American-Made Propaganda For The Discerning Hipster

It’s the first Thursday of the month, which means that the lovably kooky nightmare country known as North Korea is threatening to set the whole world on fire again unless we lift sanctions on essential items like heating oil, rice, and Hennessy. Given the repetitive nature of these threats, many in the media are now alternating between rhetorical headlines of “MEH.” and a slew of uncreative Dennis Rodman jokes. However, beneath this well-worn story of international intrigue is an issue of domestic concern. In a time of ridiculously high unemployment here in the US, can American workers afford to lose their livelihoods making t-shirts and other propaganda for the North Korean online store? Read more on ‘Official’ North Korean Website Offering American-Made Propaganda For The Discerning Hipster…
  ooh la la

Your Sweetheart Needs Scary Panties For Valentine’s

Wonkers, please to have your Official Reminder that if you want romantic panties (with teeth!) for your damsel for Valentine’s Day, you must order them by anytime tomorrow (Thursday, we guess), in order to get them on time through the US Mails. All right! Good post! Let’s look at what else you can buy for your sweetheart! Read more on Your Sweetheart Needs Scary Panties For Valentine’s…
  give us all your moneys

All Your Christmas Shopping In One Place, Unless You Have To Buy Stuff For Your Stupid Kids

You will have to go elsewhere for your creepy Elmo dolls (in fact, you probably want to just click that Amazon box in the righthand sidebar so that when Amazon forces your local mom and pop store out of business, at least your local mom and pop website gets a cut). We we do not have a single item for your stupid kids. What do we have? Hats, coffee cups, gift wrap, some other stuff, some more other stuff, and scary underwear. Read more on All Your Christmas Shopping In One Place, Unless You Have To Buy Stuff For Your Stupid Kids…
  Knickers in a Twist

Panty-Related Rumor Roils County Prosecutor Race In Ohio

We feel just awful for Hocking County, Ohio, prosecutor Laina Fetherolf, a first-term Democrat whose campaign for reelection has been complicated by vicious rumors that sound like something out of an episode of Night Court. And we really feel awful about the fact that we are now going to make matters worse by talking even more about what did or did not happen with her panties after a wardrobe malfunction in court. So please accept our abject apologies, Ms. Fetherolf, and remember that we actually do believe your side of the story! Now, let’s talk about your underthings. Read more on Panty-Related Rumor Roils County Prosecutor Race In Ohio…
  The Pain In Bain

Romney Firm Too Busy Firing People For Not Being Mormon To Create Those Jobs He Keeps Talking About

What kind of underwear do you have on? Are they magical? No? Outta here! Bain Capital, a job creating powerhouse established by America’s number one job creator Mitt Romney, is being sued by a group of people that claim they were fired for not being part of the Mormon church (LDS). This rogue group of secular sweat hogs were threatening the very foundation of ethics and morals Bain was built on. It was time to call out Romney Rooter and snake out these infiltrators of normalcy and make sure that the pains in Bain go mainly down the drain. Read more on Romney Firm Too Busy Firing People For Not Being Mormon To Create Those Jobs He Keeps Talking About…
  hot new trends

Now Everybody Will Be Smuggling Mild Pain Relievers In Their Underwear, Due To SCOTUS Decision

Just a few months ago, the world watched with mouths agape as the assorted gentlemen of the Supreme Court tittered over a case involving a 13-year-old girl who’d been strip searched at school. The kid was accused by a fellow student (Curveball?) of handing out prescription-strength ibuprofen to her peers, and when school officials couldn’t find it in her backpack they made her demonstrate it was not in her bra or panties. Pretty fucked up, right? Read more on Now Everybody Will Be Smuggling Mild Pain Relievers In Their Underwear, Due To SCOTUS Decision…
 

SORRY SHE’S NOT HOTTER! The mayor of some little town somewhere in Oregon had a bra-and-panties pic up on her MySpace page. It’s a scandal! But all we can find is this headshot, so let’s just forget the whole thing. [FOX News] Read more on …