• May 27, 2012

panic

Let’s check in with the Wonkette Business Desk for our morning economic roundup. U.S. pending home sales are at their highest point this year! U.S. manufacturing orders are at a two-year high! A terrorist plot against New York — the financial capital of the world — totally failed and the suspected/attempted car-bomber was caught by [...]

No sooner had frontierswoman Sarah Palin finished her nasty little attack on elite community organizers last Wednesday than panic began to sweep the hallowed Chardonnay cellars of America’s liberals. Above plaintive wails of “What is happening to Our Barry?” and “We’ve got to FIGHT!” we heard the rending of garments, gnashing of teeth, and furious [...]

by Ken Layne  7:35 pm September 11, 2007

DC SHOCKED BY FROZEN WATER, CLOUDS

by Alex Pareene  9:57 am February 14, 2007

Terror At the Washington ‘Post’!

by Alex Pareene  3:19 pm October 12, 2006

BREAKING: PANIC AT CANNON

by Alex Pareene  4:37 pm July 12, 2006

Emergency Alert System Actually Used!

by dlat  6:30 pm June 27, 2006