pandering
Fox’s Megyn Kelly Has Questions About The Liberal Communist Maoist Questions Picked For The Debate
Thank God we have Megyn Kelly to explain why Romney shit the bed on so many of the questions in last night’s Happy Lovey Hoe-Down Sing-Along — it’s probably because of Candy Crowley, but it’s MOSTLY because of the American public with their stupid concerns. Why did they have such LIBERAL concerns? Real Americans care [...]
Mitt Romney Would Rather Lose Michigan Than Be Forced To Pander
Mitt Romney may lose today’s primary in his home state of Michigan in spite of having won it in 2008 by a wide margin, so what’s the issue? Come now, Mitt Romney, don’t hold back your feelings, tell the world how you don’t even mind losing because you are grown sick of being the abused [...]
Newt Gingrich Wants America’s Judges Arrested, To Save Constitution
What astonishingly irrelevant non-issue is bloated gasbag Newt Gingrich chewing on lately to fart wind into the sails of far-right dingbats? Let’s see… hang on one second, so Newt’s puffy fingers can fight their way through his jacket pocket for one of his greasy, crumpled cocktail napkin scribbles filled with strings of bizarre grievances that [...]
In Case You Didn’t Know, Rick Santorum Is Pathetic
Rick Santorum is a half-been loser, but because he was once a U.S. senator, he is allowed to run for president of the United States and be taken somewhat seriously. Unfortunately for Santorum, he’s not even very popular these days with the conservative base, who once loved him but have since morphed into prickly Teabaggers. [...]
Hey McCain, Richard Cohen Wants His Mix Tape Back
Ha ha, remember last Friday, before every bank in America liquidated and the New Depression kicked in and we had to boil our dogs for sustenance? Back in those innocent times, people were still fretting about how John McCain — a man who built a lifetime career on doing shitty things like leaving his crippled [...]
How Did We Arrive at This Point?
Tonight They Care About Black People, But 17 Months From Now …
Tonight: A Very Special GOP Tribute To Jerry Falwell
MLK’s Dream: White Guys Pandering
DSCC Demonstrates Passing Familiarity With Pop Culture, Intimate Relationship With Pandering
Last Night a Blogger Saved My Life
Remainders: Pandering and Perversion
Remainders: The White House of the Past, Present, and Future
Hillarywatch: Republicans Criminalize Jesus!
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