Tag: pandas

We were getting all ready to end this perfectly shitty news day by sharing photos of the new panda babies at the National Zoo,...

Move over, all you other panda dudes who think you're hot shit or something. This Chinese panda bear studmuffin has set a whole new sex record...

It's a special Ho-Ho-Huh? Edition of Derp Roundup, the feature where we bring you the stories that don't quite deserve their very own posts,...

Why do we suddenly see members of Congress referring inanely to nerdface Hu Jintao, the weakest leader in the history of the People's Republic...

What has become of Washington's beloved comedy animal, Butterstick the Panda Bear? If this tragic BBC News photo is to be trusted, the once-adored...

Beloved black-and-white poopbag "Butterstick" has finally been seized by our Chinese overlords and flown back to Red China, where the sad worn-out creature will...

Good lord, has it really been five years since famous baby panda "Butterstick" -- which means Tai Shan in Chinese -- was born in...

By the Comics CurmudgeonAs your Comics Curmudgeon demonstrated earlier this year, political cartoonists love butts. Just love ’em! The ass is the...

It doesn't matter whether the National Zoo's panda's uterus is half full or half empty—the important thing is how you look at it. Like...

THAT'S NOT CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN: "'Because competent mating did not occur,' the zoo statement said, veterinarians anesthetized both pandas on Saturday, collected...

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