pandas
It’s All Going To Be OK: The Zoo Pandas Signed a Five-Year Extension
Why do we suddenly see members of Congress referring inanely to nerdface Hu Jintao, the weakest leader in the history of the People’s Republic of China, as a “dictator” and a murdering “gangster”? Our pandas have been SECURED. That’s right, Washington, your pandas have signed a five-year extension, so you can rest assured that your [...]
Forgotten Butterstick Released From Chinese Prison
What has become of Washington’s beloved comedy animal, Butterstick the Panda Bear? If this tragic BBC News photo is to be trusted, the once-adored animal is now a beaten, sad-faced monster finally let out of its horror jail after god knows how many weeks. It’s probably crazier than John McCain at this point, and looks [...]
China Tired of Loaning Us Everything, Seizes Butterstick From Washington Zoo
Beloved black-and-white poopbag “Butterstick” has finally been seized by our Chinese overlords and flown back to Red China, where the sad worn-out creature will be brutally interrogated for his contacts with the Dalai Lama. And then, magically, the famous bear will suddenly start manufacturing stuff and building gleaming new cities of glass and steel, and [...]
Farewell, Butterstick: Unwanted Panda Being Shipped To China
Good lord, has it really been five years since famous baby panda “Butterstick” — which means Tai Shan in Chinese — was born in the Washington zoo? Yes it has, even though it feels like at least 50 years ago, and the once-adorable little puppet has turned into an immense, terrifying monster. Sometime this morning, [...]
Panda Pregancy Is Not So Black And White (Sorry!)
It doesn’t matter whether the National Zoo’s panda’s uterus is half full or half empty—the important thing is how you look at it. [DCist]
THAT’S NOT CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN: “‘Because competent mating did not occur,’ the zoo statement said, veterinarians anesthetized both pandas on Saturday, collected semen from Tian Tian and inserted it into Mei Xiang’s uterus.” [Washington Post]
Thug Panda Butterstick Nearly Humps D.C. Zookeeper’s Leg To Death
GOP Banking On America’s Furryphobia
Help Name 18 Lousy Little Baby Pandas!
CNN.com Now Run By Pre-Schoolers
Down With Butterstick: Japanese Panda Has Twins
Lame Atlanta Panda Gives Birth To Non-Butterstick Panda Baby
To Do: Get Out and Exercise (Or Watch Others Do So)
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