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Fuckbag, without the fucking.THAT’S NOT CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN: “‘Because competent mating did not occur,’ the zoo statement ...

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Thug Panda Butterstick Nearly Humps D.C. Zookeeper’s Leg To Death

 

Unrepentant pimpThe kids, they grow up so fast these days! Not so long ago, our little Butterstick was the National Zoo’s newest adorable ...

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“Despondent” Chinese panda attempts to eat Chinese zookeeper; could Washington’s beloved fuzzy black-and-white tourist attraction be next?

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GOP Banking On America’s Furryphobia

 

1998 called, it wants its Web design back

That tiny picture lost in a sea of shitty Web design above is Pander Bear, ...

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Help Name 18 Lousy Little Baby Pandas!

 


Remember the innocent days of 2004 or whenever and how much you loved the National Zoo’s pet panda baby, Marion Barry ...

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CNN.com Now Run By Pre-Schoolers

 

Hooray for dumb-ass Chinese bears that should be extinct! - Wonkette
Hooray for Take Your Child To Work ...

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Down With Butterstick: Japanese Panda Has Twins

 

So fuckin' stupid .... - WonketteNow we’re officially scraping the bottom of the holiday news barrel, because we’re going to invoke ...

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Lame Atlanta Panda Gives Birth To Non-Butterstick Panda Baby

 

Ashamed at having such a lame-ass non-Butterstick panda baby - WonketteWhat else do you need to know? Some ...

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To Do: Get Out and Exercise (Or Watch Others Do So)

 

* Hillary isn’t the only one who’s running. Participate in the Cherry Blossom 10-miler, either as a runner (if you’ve pre-registered) or a volunteer. [Credit Union Cherry Blossom 10 Mile Run]

Metro Section: Bitterness and Frustration

 

Despite the continued success of George Mason in the NCAA tournament, our computer troubles today have left us in a pretty foul mood. Not even MOAR WORDS!