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China Forces U.S. Butterstick Fans To Clean Panda Poop
As China’s economy barrels along and Washington is helpless to do anything beyond passing toothless House legislation wishing China “would not be so rich and powerful,” perhaps no story better illustrates the rapid and shameful decline of our nation as the sad tale of four wealthy American ladies literally reduced to cleaning up the poop [...]
Vote To Name National Zoo’s Dumb Octopus ‘Cthulhu’
Ever since the Red Chinese took their panda back to Communist China, Washington’s National Zoo has been a pretty beat-down no-panda-havin’ sort of place. Kids don’t want to go there, not even to get out of school for the day — what does the zoo even have left, as far as animals? Some old deer [...]
DC Loses A Panda, But Gains A New Salad Spot
Wednesday, January 27: The State of Union is on tonight, hooray! What a great excuse to drink, drink, drink as Obama promises tax cuts for everyone and health care for no one! Ventnor Sports Cafe is hosting a drinking game watch party tonight. The bar opens at 5:30PM. [Ventnor Sports Cafe]
Farewell, Butterstick: Unwanted Panda Being Shipped To China
Good lord, has it really been five years since famous baby panda “Butterstick” — which means Tai Shan in Chinese — was born in the Washington zoo? Yes it has, even though it feels like at least 50 years ago, and the once-adorable little puppet has turned into an immense, terrifying monster. Sometime this morning, [...]
CNN.com Now Run By Pre-Schoolers
Sweet 60, Never Been Kissed
To Do: Get Out and Exercise (Or Watch Others Do So)
Metro Section: Bitterness and Frustration
Beware the Trojan Panda
That Buttery Goodness Doesn’t Come Cheap
Wonk’d: Leann Rimes, Dana Milbank, and a Camel
Out with the Stick, In with the Butter
Stick Shift
We Are Lucky to Have Butterstick
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