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Alex Jones: Asking People If They Meant It When They Threatened To Shoot Someone Is Worse Than Hitler
Do you know someone who threatened to shoot up the mayor? Well, Palm Beach has made a tipline, with social workers and mental health professionals and whatnot, to knock on their door and see if they are all right, and ask them to please not shoot the mayor. Does this seem reasonable to you? Well [...]
Jeb ‘The Smart One’ Bush Gladdens Democrat Hearts With Vague ‘Maybe’ To Veep Question
West Palm Beach, Fla – Y’all ready to see if George H.W. Bush’s testes can ruin the world (again)? Former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush says he might prove it by considering a shot at the veep spot, if asked nicely by Willard. But he doesn’t think Willard likes him that way. That’s ok, because even [...]
Distinguished Pubic Advocate Wants Your Vote!
Michael McAuliffe is a 45-year-old candidate for Palm Beach State Attorney with a marvelous plan to “reinvigorate” the staff at the State Attorney’s Office by covering their workspaces in a quarter-inch-thick felt made of human pubes, or something. Thanks to Wonkette operative JimmyJohn2 for the tip. [South Florida Sun-Sentinel]
When Ann Coulter Commits Voter Fraud, She Commits Voter Fraud, Dammit
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