Tag: palestine

Justin Bieber Unable To Broker Israel-Palestine Agreement

Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has canceled his date with pop sensation Justin Bieber over the singer's refusal to meet with children living in communities affected by Gaza rocket fire, Channel Two reported on Tuesday. The prime minister was scheduled to...

U.S., Other Sharia-Based Countries Destroying Israel With UN

The Obama administration is trying very hard at the moment to not have to call the Israeli settlements in Palestine illegal. Oh, diplomacy, you're so silly. In order to do so, the U.S. has tried to make a deal...

‘Palestine Papers’ Leak Causes Chaos; Whole World Now Leaking Away

Will Al Jazeera be accused of "surprise sex" for its release of thousands of "Palestine Papers" detailing the dirty deals of the Middle East peace process? That's the question some blogger somewhere is probably writing a long post about,...

America Remembers Handsome, Murdered President

John F. Kennedy was assassinated forty-seven years ago today. Where were you when you read The Warren Report, and then laughed? We will probably never know if H. L. Hunt hired Blackwater to shoot JFK in the head, but...

Comatose Ariel Sharon Still In Coma

Ariel Sharon, who had a major stroke while prime minister of Israel nearly five years ago and has since been in a coma in a hospital room, was moved on Friday to his ranch in the Negev Desert, hospital...

Obama Criticizes Israel In Muslim Indonesia, Once Had a ‘Tranny Nanny’

President Obama criticized Israel for its approval of new settlements in East Jerusalem today, which is surprising not because Jews should be allowed to have whatever land they want, because of the Bible, but because Obama hates the Jews...

Obama Will Use His Magic Hopey Dust To Bring Eternal Peace To Middle East

Apparently Barack Obama had a sweet vacation, because he's glowing with optimism and just can't wait to "cure" the Middle East of its eternal sadness. We wish you luck, sir: President Obama is meeting with Israeli, Palestinian, Jordanian and...

Huffington Post Makes All of America Believe Israel Is Devil By Cropping Photo

Pajamas Media is still updating its website, somehow, and today we have IMPORTANT NEWS about the front page of another Internet website. It seems Huffington Post has EVILLY CROPPED A PHOTO of Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu so that it...

Dutch Politician Solves Everything By Coming Up With Plan For Jordan To Rename Itself Palestine … Also, Here Is Steve Cohen Dancing To Rap

Forget the whole Israeli-Palestinian conflict. "Jordan is Palestine," said Dutch guy Geert Wilders, leader of the right-wing Party for Freedom. "Changing its name to Palestine will end the conflict in the Middle East and provide the Palestinians with an...

San Francisco Bay Palestinetards Block Ship From Unloading Goods, Destroying State of Israel

Hundreds of protesters waved signs and flags and stuff at the Port of Oakland on Sunday because an Israeli cargo ship was coming in and this was the most important way they could protest Israel for some reason. Longshoremen...

If Joe Biden Loves Israel Attacking the Humanitarian Boats So Much, Why Does He Pose On Arabic Sesame Street?

Vice President Joe Biden did two things Wednesday night: He went on the Charlie Rose interview show to defend Israel's attack on the humanitarian flotilla trying to bring supplies to walled-off Gaza, and he attended some Sesame Street gala...

Internet Star Barack Obama Talked About Twitter Like The Whole Time He Was Abroad

Obama told Chinese teenagers about the uncensored Internet, a mediocre collection of re-purposed AP articles and some videos that generally people only like when it's not available.  Over at some United Nations summit, everyone bonded about how much they...

Obama Is Just As Bored With All This Policy-y Health Care Whatever As Everyone Else

The health care debate's fifteen minutes are finally, finally up. Ugh, do you even remember all that? Anyway, Obama will now solve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, America's original synonym for "unable to be fixed with one swift gesture." Obama's (alleged!)...

Mike Huckabee Would Not Be A Good Envoy For Israeli-Palestinian Peace Talks

Very funny things happen when Mike Huckabee opens his mouth and says words about foreign policy. Remember the above clip from one of those hilarious 2008 GOP primary debates? He just had no idea what to say! And things...

When All Else Fails, Think

Think tanks have this magical ability to fix all the evil in the world, just by thinking. This week they solve the Middle East crisis (ABOUT TIME) and explain how the financial crisis has affected everyone from children to...

Storytelling Hour With the Palestinians!

Friday, Feb. 27: The Ramallah-based Al-Kasaba Theatre and Cinematheque perform Alive from Palestine: Stories Under Occupation, a “response to the conflict of their homeland.” A reviewer from The Independent in London calls it something between “news and propaganda,”...