Tag: palestine

Mitt Romney Did Not Say Any of the Things You Heard Him Say

Who ELSE can Romney offend, now that he is done insulting England, praising socialism (seriously), scheduling a $50,000 per plate fundraiser on a national day of fasting set aside to commemorate Holocaust victims, making thinly veiled anti-Semitic comments praising...

Mitt Romney’s Slaphappy Israel Party: A Roundup

Mitt Romney had mondo problems winning over the British on the first leg of his diplomatic photo-op vacation, so you know what? Screw the "Special Relationship." Israel is now more special-er to the United States Empire than England ever...

Ever Since Arafat Turned Him Down, Newt Swears Palestinians Don’t Exist

A long time ago, when amoral sperm whale Newt Gingrich was simultaneously banging another extramarital bimbo and prosecuting Bill Clinton for an extramarital sexytime, Newt was also deeply in love with Palestinian heartthrob Yasser Arafat. In this newly rediscovered...

Newt Gingrich Wants Everyone To Know Palestinians Are Pretend People

This is a Thing People Are Discussing, today: smartest being of all time Newt Gingrich declared in an interview that the Palestinian people are "invented" in his grand historical estimation, sort of like how all peoples with their fancy...

Barack Obama Is Now Secret Muslim President of Palestine

Maybe Barack Obama's attitude about 2012 is "Fine, you want this country? Please, help yourself," because he is moving on - to the Middle East! Where he belongs, according to everybody's handful of (crazy?) relatives who think Barack Obama...

Justin Bieber Unable To Broker Israel-Palestine Agreement

Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has canceled his date with pop sensation Justin Bieber over the singer's refusal to meet with children living in communities affected by Gaza rocket fire, Channel Two reported on Tuesday. The prime minister was scheduled to...

U.S., Other Sharia-Based Countries Destroying Israel With UN

The Obama administration is trying very hard at the moment to not have to call the Israeli settlements in Palestine illegal. Oh, diplomacy, you're so silly. In order to do so, the U.S. has tried to make a deal...

‘Palestine Papers’ Leak Causes Chaos; Whole World Now Leaking Away

Will Al Jazeera be accused of "surprise sex" for its release of thousands of "Palestine Papers" detailing the dirty deals of the Middle East peace process? That's the question some blogger somewhere is probably writing a long post about,...

America Remembers Handsome, Murdered President

John F. Kennedy was assassinated forty-seven years ago today. Where were you when you read The Warren Report, and then laughed? We will probably never know if H. L. Hunt hired Blackwater to shoot JFK in the head, but...

Comatose Ariel Sharon Still In Coma

Ariel Sharon, who had a major stroke while prime minister of Israel nearly five years ago and has since been in a coma in a hospital room, was moved on Friday to his ranch in the Negev Desert, hospital...

Obama Criticizes Israel In Muslim Indonesia, Once Had a ‘Tranny Nanny’

President Obama criticized Israel for its approval of new settlements in East Jerusalem today, which is surprising not because Jews should be allowed to have whatever land they want, because of the Bible, but because Obama hates the Jews...

Obama Will Use His Magic Hopey Dust To Bring Eternal Peace To Middle East

Apparently Barack Obama had a sweet vacation, because he's glowing with optimism and just can't wait to "cure" the Middle East of its eternal sadness. We wish you luck, sir: President Obama is meeting with Israeli, Palestinian, Jordanian and...

Huffington Post Makes All of America Believe Israel Is Devil By Cropping Photo

Pajamas Media is still updating its website, somehow, and today we have IMPORTANT NEWS about the front page of another Internet website. It seems Huffington Post has EVILLY CROPPED A PHOTO of Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu so that it...

Dutch Politician Solves Everything By Coming Up With Plan For Jordan To Rename Itself Palestine … Also, Here Is Steve Cohen Dancing To Rap

Forget the whole Israeli-Palestinian conflict. "Jordan is Palestine," said Dutch guy Geert Wilders, leader of the right-wing Party for Freedom. "Changing its name to Palestine will end the conflict in the Middle East and provide the Palestinians with an...

San Francisco Bay Palestinetards Block Ship From Unloading Goods, Destroying State of Israel

Hundreds of protesters waved signs and flags and stuff at the Port of Oakland on Sunday because an Israeli cargo ship was coming in and this was the most important way they could protest Israel for some reason. Longshoremen...

If Joe Biden Loves Israel Attacking the Humanitarian Boats So Much, Why Does He Pose On Arabic Sesame Street?

Vice President Joe Biden did two things Wednesday night: He went on the Charlie Rose interview show to defend Israel's attack on the humanitarian flotilla trying to bring supplies to walled-off Gaza, and he attended some Sesame Street gala...