Tag: pakistan

If You Liked Grand Wizard Trump’s ‘Shitholes’ Routine, You’ll Looove This!

We are still processing this BRAND NEW INFORMATION about Donald Trump being a racist.

Trump Reminds Farmers They’re White Like Him. Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 9, 2018

Trump lies to farmers (again), the GOP keeps trying to kill Trump-Russia, and 'alt-right' trolls keep getting slapped down. Your morning news brief.

Where’s My Roy Cohn? Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan 5, 2017

Everyone is screwing with Trump-Russia, MORE 'Fire and Fury,' and we FINALLY found Roy Moore's Jew lawyer. (No, a different one, who's not a Jew and not a lawyer.) Your mornings news brief.

Donald Trump Trying To Build His Own Secret, Privatized CIA. What Could Go Right?

Trump's trying to build his own secret Team America to run around and kidnap terrorists by using Iraq War and Iran-Contra rejects.

Donald Trump Gonna Win Afghanistan War By WINNING! No Other Details Available

Donald Trump lays out bold plan for strategic vagueness.

SkinnyCare Snaps Into Pieces. Wonkagenda For Fri., July 28, 2017

SkinnyCare fails, The Mooch gets mouthy, and the GOP tries dragging Hillary into Trump-Russia. Your morning news brief.

Trump White House Asks Intelligence Agencies To Prove We Need Travel Ban. It Does Not Go Well

'This is resign-in-protest stuff,' says Rachel Maddow

Nice Time: Watch Hundreds Of Utahns Greet The Last Arriving Refugees (For Now)

We're not crying; YOU'RE crying.

So Did You Hear How A Fake News Story Almost Started A Nuclear War Last Week?

One of these days these fake news stories are going to cause trouble. More trouble. Like, bad trouble.
Not like any clock she's ever seen.

Exactly How Many Jobs Can Sarah Palin Quit? Wonkagenda, Thursday, December 1, 2016

Obama's still got some game, Sarah Palin begs for a job, and Trump's Twitter feed! Your daily news brief!

Why Can’t Man-Baby Donald Trump Use Nuclear Weapons, WHY WHY WHY??? A Wonksplainer

Trump reportedly asked a foreign policy expert THREE TIMES IN ONE HOUR why he's not allowed to nuke everything. THREE TIMES.
Or maybe it's actually about ethics in games journalism

CNN’s Brian Stelter Kicks Ass Of Trumpkin Insisting Fight With Khan Family Somehow About Terrorism

CNN's Brian Stelter came dangerously close to doing a journalism on a Trump aide Sunday. These things happen sometimes, but not often enough to worry about.
That might explain a lot, actually

Trump’s Top Christian Dude Stopped A Tsunami By Yelling At It One Time, No Lie

Donald Trump's "liaison on Christian policy," Frank Amedia, is a powerful man of God who does faith healings on TV (offscreen, at least), and kept the 2011 jJapanese tsunami from hurting anyone. In Hawaii.

Texas Muslin Ain’t Want None A-Them Fake Hindu Gods Muckin’ Up His Dairy Queen

A Dairy Queen owner in Texas has come under public fire for posting really bigoted signs about someone else's religion. OH BOY, it's Texas, must mean another Christian shitting on Muslims, we're so tired of -- wait, the asshat...
History's Greatest Monster, 2016 Edition

Justice Department OK With Hillary Clinton Deleting Emails About How She Did Benghazi

Know all those emails where Hillary Clinton was like "Dear Bill and Chelsea: I JUST DID BENGHAZI," and "Sure, Meryl Streep, I am all the way down for brunch, but FIRST I HAVE TO DO BENGHAZI," and "Dear Huma...
No, don't apply for jihad, koala bear! Don't do it!

So You Think You Can Be An Al Qaeda? Show Us What You Got.

The Obama administration dumped some documents on Wednesday related to the raid in Abbottabad, Pakistan, which SUPPOSEDLY resulted in the many-shots-fired-to-the-face killing of Osama bin Laden, if you're willing to believe the lamestream media. Seems the administration would like to poke some...