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Elegant Pajamas Media Lady Blogger: Jesus Would Hate Today’s Poor People, Who Should Be More Like In Dickens
ATTENTION POOR PEOPLE: Pajamas Media blogger Kathy Shaidle would like you to stop being boozy crackheads who spend all your money on weaves and tacky club clothes, at once and now! Let us listen to the good lady’s gentle murmurs on the subject, as she has some Bible Science she would like to drop on [...]
Janine Turner: Convert Your Liberal Friends To Reasonableness By Calling Them Stupid Traitors
Famous 1990s actress Janine Turner (“Northern Exposure,” “The Night of the White Pants”) has joined the other most famous lady GOPer, Victoria Jackson, in going full wingnut, as you could probably tell by this terrifying picture of her going as Nancy Reagan for Halloween except that that is always how she looks now aiyeeeee! Anyway, [...]
Huffington Post Makes All of America Believe Israel Is Devil By Cropping Photo
Pajamas Media is still updating its website, somehow, and today we have IMPORTANT NEWS about the front page of another Internet website. It seems Huffington Post has EVILLY CROPPED A PHOTO of Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu so that it looks like he has ANTLERS! Wait, DEVIL HORNS! DEVIL HORNS! That’s it. This kind journalist has [...]
Hey Government, Here’s How You Throw Over Kim Jong Il!
Every human with a brain clearly understands that the best way to “deal with North Korea” at this point or really any point is to nuke Kim Jong Il in the butt, kill all of its civilians (children first, because what do they know?), donate the women to Wall Street banks which can use them [...]
Ahh, Someone At Pajamas Media Got A Hold Of Final Cut Pro!
Do you want to take a ride about the “Zobama Xpress,” a children’s school bus that apparently runs on racism, dry ice, and tone deafness? Yes we can! [The Washington Independent via Andrew Sullivan] New GOP Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Rush Limbaugh is now demanding that Colin Powell become a democrat. [CNN Political [...]
Joe The Plumber: “Oh… Reuters”
We really hate to give Pajamas Media traffic for this bullshit, but they’ve outwitted us with their lack of embed code… damn! YOU MUST WATCH this latest video from Joe the Plumber. He makes fun of REUTERS for not being as good at journalism as he is. Hey, someone who understands computers: please put this [...]
What Is With All This ‘War Reporting,’ Anyhow?
Ladies and dudes, it’s Joe the Plumber, reporting from Sderot, Israel! And … wow. This miserable slob can’t even bother to put on a collared shirt when he does his “reporting,” which is really just bitching about how he “liked it back in World War I and World War II” when you would get all [...]
Fox News Personality Revealed As Fair, Balanced
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