Tag: paintings

Aren't those amendments part of the AMERICAN constitution?

George Zimmerman Made New Finger Painting For Racist, Gun-Fondling BFF

Florida Man George Zimmerman, the guy who killed Trayvon Martin that one time, is somehow not currently in prison, which just proves you cannot cage artistic genius. Instead, he is doing art again, which is good and healthy and...
Not presidential material. Not Bobby Jindal either.

Bobby Jindal Can’t See Race, Not Even In The Mirror

So last week or so, there was a thing Wonkette was going to type about, concerning a certain "official portrait" of Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal, shown above, that, um, did not look like him, not even a little bit....
Dick Cheney auditions for a reboot of "Little Nicky."

Dick Cheney Tortures Us By Making Us Look At More Of George Bush’s Paintings Or Something

Sunday was a good day for the bookers on a couple of those political chat shows where Washington’s power brokers yap at each other in brazen displays of verbal hand jobbery. It’s not every week that the president and...

Greatest Living President Is Also Fantastic Painter

Haha, we tricked you! We stole the title of this post from the upstanding fellows at the Washington Free Beacon, who are fucking idiots. They are such fucking idiots that they think the paintings of the greatest living president...

George W. Bush Is President of Paintings

And this is a painting of George W. Bush, as unveiled at a White House ceremony that just wrapped up. Look at 'im. He's like, "Boy howdy don't I look good, hummina hummina." And no, it wasn't "awkward," this...

America’s Greatest Artist Depicts Obama Burning The Constitution

Our old pal Jon McNaughton, the hero behind such paintings as 2009's One Nation Under God (The Jesusy-Constitution one) (Don't forget the Blood Remix!) and 2010's The Forgotten Man has produced this new masterwork, One Nation Under Socialism, which...

Birther Who Described Orly Taitz’s Sex Parts Sells Nude Painting of Her

In an effort to keep yourself from vomiting, you should probably close your eyes as you read this post. Birther Lucas Smith, who was last seen in an affidavit claiming Orly Taitz asked him to perjure himself and also...

U.S. Labor Dept. Wants Money It Gave Maine For Mural Torn Down By Teabagger Gov. Paul LePage

Remember that "labor-themed mural" in the Maine Department of Labor headquarters that wingnut teabagger Paul LePage ordered removed, because his administration hates Maine's working families? The U.S. Department of Labor says Gov. Paul LePage violated the terms of a federal...

Woman Attacks National Gallery Gauguin Painting For Featuring Boobs

Screaming “This is evil,” a woman tried to pull Gauguin’s “Two Tahitian Women” from a gallery wall Friday and banged on the picture’s clear plastic covering, said Pamela Degotardi of New York, who was there. What was wrong with the...

Jesus-Constitution Painting Guy Has New Painting, Minus Jesus

Did Da Vinci have trailers for his paintings, you ask? No. But that I-talian bastard has nothing on Jon McNaughton, who, you will remember, gave the world that lovely painting last year depicting Jesus delivering his freelance Constitution to...

Buy Charlie Crist’s Official Painting, On The eBay

This is real, you guys! The Florida Republican Party, as part of its ongoing efforts to scrub any hint of association with pariah Charlie Crist -- most of which just involves wiping all of those orange smears from the...

‘The Jesus Painting Yesterday’ Produces Obama Campaign-esque Artistic Revival

Well how about this! Jacksonville artist David Durrett sends this "real painting" (super-sized) to your Wonkette and writes, "I love Wonkette, and was inspired to do an acrylic response to the Jesus painting yesterday! Hope you like it!!" Yes...

‘Real American’ Records Actual Historical Event In Beautiful Painting

A bunch of you have sent us a link to this painting by a fellow named Jon McNaughton, depicting the divine event that took place during the hot Philadelphia summer of 1787, when Jeebus flew to America from his...

Three Trippy Exhibits and New Orleans Cocktails

The Connor Contemporary showcases the works of John Kirchner and Brandon Morse in a joint exhibit, "Unknowns" and "This Shape We're In," an exploration of decay and rebirth. Kirchner takes old oil paintings from unknown artists and adds...

Putin’s Painting Sells For $1.15 Million

And it is a very nice work of art from Vladimir Putin, too! He painted a portrait of a beautiful, smiling woman, seen just to the right of that auction hall window in this photograph.

Large Heap Of Trash Points Way To Obama Landslide

A Wonkette Refuse Desposal Spy sends us this snap taken while biking through beautiful Lisbon, Iowa recently during the RAGBRAI, which is Iowan for "bicycle ride." Bikers and volunteers were asked to vote for president by throwing stuff in...