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Tag: painful

AP McCain Feature Just Chock Full of Awful Metaphors About Accordion Players

It's the New Associated Press! Less boring facts and whatever, and more shitty, shitty writing like you might find on a Live Journal, for the Retarded. Let's enjoy some of the dozens of terrible metaphors in today's AP feature...