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Wonkette Hand Operative “David” writes, “MSNBC just reported that Cindy McCain has been taken to the hospital for a hand-related issue. They went on to claim that she had a ‘pre-existing hand condition’ and that some Bitter had gripped her hand so hard during a campaign stop that she had to be taken for treatment.” We can find nothing about this on the Internets. WTF? What is happening, America?? MORE »

So do you try to inflict pain quickly?

“No, but I do give pleasure slowly.” [Newsweek]

The Food and Drug Administration is 100 years young this year. As part of the celebration, the agency is pushing a “centennial anthem” written by one of its own that is the musical equivalent of Thalidomide. Partial lyrics: MORE »