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Mark Foley Joins His Pal Justin Bieber On Twitter
Wow. Congressional-page connoisseur Mark Foley is on Twitter. Is he legally allowed to do that? Who knows, but it turns out Foley has been on Twitter since March. He only has 181 followers right now, despite being rather infamous. When he joined, did he have to alert his new Twitter neighbors he’s gotten in trouble [...]
First Congressman Gets Pig AIDS! UH OH
Earlier today your Wonkette wrote, “Well, whichever members of Congress get sick first, we’ll know they’ve been schtupping the pages,” because all of the pages currently have devastating pig AIDS. Now we have a weiner! His name is Greg Walden (R-OR) and you can see him growing marijuana, on Twitter. Oops! [Twitter, The Hill]
C’MON PAGES, GET THE REST OF CONGRESS SICK: “Ten House pages were treated over the weekend for ‘flu-like symptoms’ in a potential outbreak of swine flu, the House Office of the Clerk announced Monday.” Those wretched rugrats, never washing their hands, coughing all over their Play-Do! Well, whichever members of Congress get sick first, we’ll [...]
Senate Pages All Have Swine Flu Pig AIDS
Considering the way DC interns and pages spend literally every waking hour exchanging bodily fluids and poop with each other and their middle-aged closeted bosses, the only thing surprising about the “Senate Pages Got The Pig AIDS” story is that the number of infected pages is only five. Jesus, about 98% of them already have [...]
Mark Foley Breaks 2-Year Silence
Poor Mark Foley. In olden times (two years ago), he was just another affable barely-closeted gay Republican, well liked by his colleagues and constituents. Then he got caught exchanging sexy instant messages with 17-year-old male pages who were pretty clearly like, “Whatever, you old creep,” and suddenly everybody thought he was terrible. Now Foley’s breed [...]
Mark Foley Is Getting Desperate
Teens Love Getting Schtupped by Old Congressmen
Congressional Sex Slaves!
Gossip Roundup: Kitty’s Revenge
Foley Staffer Begs Repubs To Pay His Legal Bills
Jerry Weller Update: Choose Your Own Cocktober Adventure
Mark Foley, Cockblocked Again
Gossip Roundup: Something Media-ish
In Which We Start to Warm to ‘The Hill’
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