Well, my peeps. The time has come for us to part. Your regularly scheduled Wonkette team returns tomorrow. It’s always a unique pleasure to spread a little sunshine on these pages. Thanks all around are due to David and Lockhart and O.G. Ana and the Unstoppable Henry Seltzer and, of course, all the great Wonkette Operatives out there who bring reports from all over the world to the tipsbox. Most of all, a shout-out to Alex Pareene, with whom it was a distinct pleasure to work with over the past six days. MORE »