Mr. Bush said, “I’m doing fine, my health is fine,” after being examined at the National Naval Medical Center in Bethesda, Md. And he said he knew why he had put on weight since last summer: “I probably ate too many birthday cakes.”

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Tuesday was Arts and Crafts day at the House of Representatives. Steve King, of “DC is more dangerous than Iraq” fame, presented a diorama that he “designed” all by himself! You see, it’s a fence to go along our border with Mexico, but he added some neat fins and a racing stripe. Oh, and barbed-wire. And it’s electrified. And he compared immigrants to “cattle.” And he’s a crazy idiot. Are you noticing a pattern yet? Yes, it’s WE DEEPLY LOATHE EVERYONE IN CONGRESS DAY WEEK here at Wonkette! MORE »

Up to this point, we’ve been enthusiastic supporters of Rep. Jack Kingston’s forays into the world of new media — his homemade videos on YouTube, his interns’ liveblogging during the Rayburn gunfire scare, etc. MORE »

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