Now that the legislative and executive branches of our government have negotiated a bailout compromise without John McCain flying in to spit and throw chairs and poop at people for 20 minutes, uh, what’s a Walnut to do hmm? He’ll probably fly down to Oxford town for the debate and look like a temperamental anger demon whose bullshit stunts have failed for the 400th time. But! He could also maybe light the current bipartisan compromise on fire and order everyone to draft a new one, so he’d miss the debate. In that case, Obama has a plan, because who cares whether or not this old douchecock shows up? MORE »

So Tom DeLay is at least top five for biggest dickheads in America, and Europeans hate Americans in general, and Oxford is a college in Europe, and at European colleges they hate Americans even more… quick calculation here… It seems Tom DeLay’s visit to an Oxford debating society didn’t go so well. Especially since he pretty much debated himself after his opponent, Al Sharpton, didn’t show up. MORE »