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Posts Tagged ‘oval office’

HEDONISTS

White House Becomes Nudist Colony Under New, ‘Informal’ President

Thursday, January 29th, 2009

Typical day at the officeBarack Obama has no respect for the traditions of the presidency, which is why he doesn’t always wear a jacket in the Oval Office. In other words, our old buttoned-up White House has become a thriving third-world Hawaiian slum where everybody wears floral muumuus and walks around with fat spliffs in their fists. George W. Bush is rolling in his grave. MORE »


WHITE HOUSE

Actress Wants To ‘Get Some Things Done In the Oval Office’

Monday, September 18th, 2006

Red state? - WonketteA young actress famed for walking around in breast-accentuating dresses says she’s got a new goal. MORE »