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Posts Tagged ‘outrages’

THE WORLD IS FAT

Obama Can’t Finish Awful Tom Friedman Book, Either

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009

You should be made to wear earphones.In the most shameful “gaffe” since Watergate, socialist prime minister Barack Obama’s press office has apparently put some crappy best-seller book on his vacation reading list even though he was supposedly reading the book last year. God, this guy. Why not just put him in jail now? MORE »


EVERYTHING SHE DOES IS TACKY

Sarah Palin Wearing Hobo Togs Now

Monday, October 27th, 2008

Can Sarah Palin sew a dress out of drapes, HMMMM?Last week Sarah Palin was exposed as a vulgar fraud for parading around various poor white trash rallies in gazillion-dollar suits made by foreign elite gays and financed by a shadowy hedonist cabal called “the RNC”. She didn’t say anything about this terrible scandal for a while, because she trusted American voters would be more concerned about “real issues” like Barack Obama’s terrorist pals, who include Karl Marx. But after a few days of bad press she started saying things like, “These clothes isn’t mines,” and by this weekend she had reverted to wearing tragic street urchins’ rags to show she is a Real Pro-America American. MORE »


OUTRAGES

Live Video of John Edwards’ New Baby!

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008