Tag: outrage

NOT EVEN LIBERAL BLOG WONKETTE is offended by this. Giggling at, yes. Offended, no.

Texas Walmart Discriminates Against Shotgun Wedding Photo (With Actual Shotgun)

Yr Wonkette likes to think we are firmly in the radical gun-grabbing kneejerk pantywaist big sissy liberal portion of the political spectrum, but once in a rare while we find ourselves reading about something that is so idiotic that...

States Find Farm Bill Loophole To Feed Poor People; Jesus And GOP Righteously Pissed

TRIGGER WARNING: It appears that several states are following the law as laid out in the new farm bill to… wait for it… help poor people eat!!!!1!1! Oh, the humanity! Are you outraged? Are you clutching your pearls while your...

Kentucky Republicans Post Gotcha Vid Of Senate Candidate Riding In Back Seat Of Own Car Like Some La Dee Da Princess Lady

Kentucky Democrats can say goodbye to any hope of ousting Mitch McConnell, now that the state's chapter of College Republicans have posted this shocking video of Kentucky Secretary of State and senatorial candidate Alison Lundergan Grimes being picked up...

White House Tours Now More Important Than Eating, Praying, Pretty Much Everything In Universe

Does anyone know what the greatest threat to our Republic is today? Could it be the ever-expanding power of the unitary executive? Income inequality? Exploding health care costs? High unemployment? Marshmallows? No, silly Wonket. Everyone knows it is spending....

Lynyrd Skynyrd Latest Victims Of Obama’s Thought Police

If there is one musical group that we know defends Real American Values, it's Lynyrd Skynyrd. They bravely stood up for segregation and other forms of awesomeness, and while Jimmy Carter's CIA managed to kill most of the...

Wingnuts Protest in D.C. For Right To Feed Healthy Food To Kids, What?

First the lunch Nazis came in their moon buggies to force healthier school meals on children with a tyrannical attempt to redefine pizza sauce as "not a vegetable." They lost! So now the lunch Nazis are back again to...

America Reacts to New McDonald’s Happy Meals on Photoshop

It appears that this country might actually continue to exist for a little while, so our FLOTUS Michelle Obama will probably come out of hiding now, to politely suggest that everyone wipe their tears, put down the anusburgers and...

Michelle Obama to Destroy Food Pyramid With Her Vegetable Plate

Our Michelle spent last week drinking her way around the world, or more specifically, in Europe. She went there to hang out with that Kate lady and wear different outfits so that the Internet could vote about who was...

DAVE WEIGEL LANDS AT WASHINGTON POST WEBZINE: The long, weird, dumb career journey of Teabagger Beat hero Dave Weigel has ended, for now: Having been pushed off the Washington Post weblog to great outrage a month or whenever ago,...

Liveblogging Barack Obama’s Televised Assault of Ex-Gen. McChrystal

UPDATE: MCCHRYSTAL IS FIRED. PETRAEUS REPLACES HIM. If George Washington was still commander in chief, Stanley McChrystal would be swinging from the gallows today. But no, we've got Barack Obama, who has to have scheduled meetings with everybody, while...

NOOOOOO: Entertainment Industry Kills Palin ‘Boob-Gate’

Fox News and the popular entertainment press have conspired to kill off Sarah Palin's "Boob-Gate." It's over and finished, done, no more fun, no more page views, basically the end of America -- but not really, because Palin herself...

AZ School Backs Down On Whitening Mural’s Brown Kids

Well hooray for them, they actually showed some cojones -- that's hip hop for "backbone" -- and the principal got himself some principles somewhere. If you missed this outrage from last week, here's the original terrible story and the...

Helen Thomas Retires At 89

You could see this one coming: "Helen Thomas announced Monday that she is retiring, effective immediately. Her decision came after her controversial comments about Israel and the Palestinians were captured on videotape and widely disseminated on the Internet." Your...

If Joe Biden Loves Israel Attacking the Humanitarian Boats So Much, Why Does He Pose On Arabic Sesame Street?

Vice President Joe Biden did two things Wednesday night: He went on the Charlie Rose interview show to defend Israel's attack on the humanitarian flotilla trying to bring supplies to walled-off Gaza, and he attended some Sesame Street gala...

Andrew Romanoff Angrily Demanding Jobs From Everyone

Colorado whiner/Democrat Andrew Romanoff just keeps demanding fancy political appointments from everyone, from the governor to the president, and wah wah if he doesn't get what he wants he'll just run against the Democrat Senator from Colorado, because that's...

But Could Saint Ronald Reagan Possibly Be As Corrupt As Barack Obama?

Some communist somewhere is circulating this old AP newspaper clipping claiming that the sainted Reagan Administration did that thing that every political leadership has done since the Dawn of Politics, and frankly it's insulting to the memory of The...