SOME BLOGGER KNOWS BIG SECRET ABOUT GAY FRENCH S.C. LIEUTENANT GOVERNOR ANDRé BAUER: The secret: André Bauer is gay! So says “gay blogger” Mike Rogers, who is famous for secretly “outing” every conservative person anyone has ever suspected of being gay, according to his own anonymous sources. Those gay bloggers! They must have the best legal defense funds. [BlogActive]

Oh brother, here we go again. Charlie Crist, the governor of Florida, is known for precisely two things: being orange, and having a dreadful porn mustache in the 1970s, which was the style at the time. Everybody likes to make jokes about how (allegedly!) gay he is, jokes that were only made more hilarious by his engagement to a lady right around the time last year that John McCain was supposed to pick him as his running “mate.” MORE »

Mike Rogers of Blogactive is having a very good Late Summer, indeed! Last week, he got to say, “I wrote about Larry Craig’s sex-loo fondness last October” to whomever would listen, and for once, everybody wanted to listen! This morning he got the ultimate full-release sought after in this town: a fawning butt-licking by the Washington Post. They even call him “the most feared man on The Hill,” an epithet which virtually guarantees Mr. Rogers will have to keep his legs crossed on the Metro for at least a month. Good on ya, Mike!
But wouldn’t you like to have a souvenir of Toiletgate? Mike’s got that covered, too! Head over to the eBays to bid on his Larry Craig fun pack, a superexciting extravaganza which includes… um… some pieces of paper and a plastic pin shaped like a potato! Yay! [eBay]

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Confronting GOP bigwig (but total unknown outside of DC) Ken Mehlman about his rumored homosexuality is soooo 2003. So for kicks, Blog activist Mike Rogers is seeking a partnership with James fucking Dobson in order to help make “the left” look just as craven and duplicitous as Ken and his compatriots paint them. MORE »

According to activist Mike Rogers, one of the two gentlemen on the right is a gay. They are Sens. Mike Crapo and Larry Craig, and if you didn’t even know they were in the Senate, that’s because they’re from Idaho. MORE »

A reader alerts us to IMDB’s recapitulation of a Houston Voice item: “The gay-oriented Houston Voice has ‘outed’ CNN’s Anderson Cooper and Fox News Channel’s Shepard Smith.” We think the scare quotes are there because it’s not really “news.” Seriously: The evidence for Coop is that he once dodged a question about being gay. Well, sure, that, uhm, nails it. MORE »

OK people, you can stop forwarding the hectic emails announcing that “interim” House Majority Leader David Drier is a little light in the loafers. Its Wonkette HQ policy to refrain from the outing of allegedly gay Republicans, on the simple grounds that being gay and Republican is more than sufficient punishment for anyone we might be moved to excoriate on grounds of hypocrisy. What’s more, how shocking is it that someone who might have an affinity for the less fair sex could be the adjutant for a man who formerly made his living by encouraging adolescent boys to don skintight leotards and roll around in each other’s sweaty grasp until one of them was spent, breathless, and achy? Next you’ll be telling us that George W. Bush employs former oil company executives. — HOLLY MARTINS MORE »

Raw Story is reporting that the director of communications for vocal homophobe Senator Rick Santorum is a big gay. A big black gay. And sort of hot-looking! Again, we are confused by the strategy of outing gay Republicans. Given the Senator’s reputation as a priggish thug, this is the best thing to happen to him since his strong anti-bestiality stance got him the entire Pennsylvania goat vote. It’s not like hiring a homosexual makes Santorum a hypocrite, either. He’s never demanded they be banned from the workplace, he just thinks they’re going to hell. MORE »