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Posts Tagged ‘outing’

Mike Rogers, Weary of Saying I Told You So, Moves On to the Profit Stage

Tuesday, September 4th, 2007

Mike Rogers of Blogactive is having a very good Late Summer, indeed! Last week, he got to say, “I wrote about Larry Craig’s sex-loo fondness last October” to whomever would listen, and for once, everybody wanted to listen! This morning he got the ultimate full-release sought after in this town: a fawning butt-licking by the Washington Post. They even call him “the most feared man on The Hill,” an epithet which virtually guarantees Mr. Rogers will have to keep his legs crossed on the Metro for at least a month. Good on ya, Mike!
But wouldn’t you like to have a souvenir of Toiletgate? Mike’s got that covered, too! Head over to the eBays to bid on his Larry Craig fun pack, a superexciting extravaganza which includes… um… some pieces of paper and a plastic pin shaped like a potato! Yay! [eBay]


Pretend TV Network Summarizes Wonkette On Air

Friday, October 27th, 2006

Blogger Bugs Ken Mehlman, Fails to Get Digits

Friday, October 27th, 2006

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Confronting GOP bigwig (but total unknown outside of DC) Ken Mehlman about his rumored homosexuality is soooo 2003. So for kicks, Blog activist Mike Rogers is seeking a partnership with James fucking Dobson in order to help make “the left” look just as craven and duplicitous as Ken and his compatriots paint them. MORE »


BREAKING: Idaho Has at Least One Gay

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006

craigcrapo.jpgAccording to activist Mike Rogers, one of the two gentlemen on the right is a gay. They are Sens. Mike Crapo and Larry Craig, and if you didn’t even know they were in the Senate, that’s because they’re from Idaho. MORE »


Cooper and Smith Get Dodgy

Wednesday, October 26th, 2005

A reader alerts us to IMDB’s recapitulation of a Houston Voice item: “The gay-oriented Houston Voice has ‘outed’ CNN’s Anderson Cooper and Fox News Channel’s Shepard Smith.” We think the scare quotes are there because it’s not really “news.” Seriously: The evidence for Coop is that he once dodged a question about being gay. Well, sure, that, uhm, nails it. MORE »


The House Majority Affinity Whose Name We Dare Not Speak

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005

OK people, you can stop forwarding the hectic emails announcing that “interim” House Majority Leader David Drier is a little light in the loafers. Its Wonkette HQ policy to refrain from the outing of allegedly gay Republicans, on the simple grounds that being gay and Republican is more than sufficient punishment for anyone we might be moved to excoriate on grounds of hypocrisy. What’s more, how shocking is it that someone who might have an affinity for the less fair sex could be the adjutant for a man who formerly made his living by encouraging adolescent boys to don skintight leotards and roll around in each other’s sweaty grasp until one of them was spent, breathless, and achy? Next you’ll be telling us that George W. Bush employs former oil company executives. MORE »


The Man Who Spreads (the Word of) Santorum

Friday, July 15th, 2005

Sort Of Hot ReallyRaw Story is reporting that the director of communications for vocal homophobe Senator Rick Santorum is a big gay. A big black gay. And sort of hot-looking! Again, we are confused by the strategy of outing gay Republicans. Given the Senator’s reputation as a priggish thug, this is the best thing to happen to him since his strong anti-bestiality stance got him the entire Pennsylvania goat vote. It’s not like hiring a homosexual makes Santorum a hypocrite, either. He’s never demanded they be banned from the workplace, he just thinks they’re going to hell. MORE »