Tag: outer space

Fox News Threatened By Liberals’ ‘Socialist’ Efforts In Outer Space

You would think that if The Liberals decided to go off to outer space to do their thing, maybe accidentally never come back, get sucked down a liberal wormhole, Fox News would be happy, but you would be wrong....

This Is An Official Air Force Commercial

This is a few months old, but we just saw it for the first time, so huzzah: the Air Force wants you to join its Star Fleet to fight the blue Ewoks from Avatar, in Afghanistan "Space Version."

NASA Head Trying To Keep Outer Space Secrets From Obama Transition Team

Like grimy Chicago leeches, the Obama "transition team" (AS IF) has sent review panels to every federal agency to decide which budget items need to be cut, forever, to finance the next $100 billion wave of AIG bailouts. Agencies...

CNN’s Greatest Moment Of The Year

"Alright, uh, there she is, Jessica Yellin, I know you're in Chicago but we've uhhh done something, a hologram. We beamed you in. We beamed you in, here, uhh into the CNN Election Center. I want to talk to...

Hey Everybody, Look At The Horrible Thing CNN Did

If you were watching CNN around 7:15 ET then you saw this frightening hologram beast named "Jessica Yellin" appear from the planet Saturn to talk about, uh, Obama and the elections. So... who the hell greenlit this? BILL BENNETT?...