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OUR SECOND AMENDMENT RIGHTS

Kirsten Gillibrand Has To Hide Her Guns From Robbers

Tuesday, February 17th, 2009

Don't let this happen to you!This Gillibrand character, the new fake Hillary Clinton, loves guns, which is fine. However, she recently revealed that she kept her two rifles under her bed, and once all the burglars in New York read in the paper where she kept her guns she had to move them so that they would not be stolen. MORE »


FLORIDA

Floridians Encouraged To Bring Guns To Work

Thursday, April 10th, 2008

These people are insaneFlorida, you are so much more than your crime shows featuring red-headed heros such as David Caruso and that guy from Six Feet Under. You are a nation of alligators, Cubans, ancient Giuliani supporters, and gun-toting lunatics — and now you are encouraged to show up at your place of employment armed to the gills. Your legislature makes it so! MORE »