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Former U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft was speaking at Skidmore College in upstate New York when he became a racist, a terrible racist, again. He accidentally referred to Barack Obama by his Christian middle name, “Osama.” Then the college liberals boo him, boo him some more, and then… wait, why is John Ashcroft still alive? Didn’t Alberto Gonzales pull the plug on him in that hospital room that time, so as to torture people? [YouTube via Saratoga Springs News]

The license plates cops are at it again. First they roughed up David “Poofter” Phillips, now they’re going after an ex-cop sporting anti-Osama tags. Damn dirty godless heathens!
Plate Debate: DMV Bans Ex-Cop’s Anti-Osama Tag [NYP] MORE »

Hey, did you guys know there’s an election day in like, a week or two or something? No, Iowa has not been moved up again. It’s the 2007 elections, stupid! And even if you’ve forgotten them, Osama and his bug-eyed wallaby friends sure haven’t. Pennsylvania electoral officials are the only decent patriots to recognize this imminent, dare we say CODE RED, threat and are taking the only appropriate precaution: Not publicizing the locations of polls. Because of terrorism. Good luck sabotaging the Philadelphia mayoral election now, Islamo-Suckshits. MORE »

Afghanistan? Nah. Pakistan? No. Ocean City, Maryland? Bingo!

The bizarre story began Monday, when a man walked up to some Ocean City cops and said he was Osama bin Laden.

He was captured and dropped off at the local nut house. The shrinks set him loose Wednesday morning. “Osama” again drew the attention of police and then hopped in a car and sped away. They chased him, as cops will do, until he plowed into three cars at an intersection.

After the crash, “Osama” proved he was serious about terrorism by frantically waving a blender at police.

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• “Enemies of the legitimate Iraqi government” is the new black. [WP]
• Did you hear the one about Harry Reid blabbing that Osama had been killed? Yeah, that’s not really true either. [Hotline On Call]
• Fox News celebrates official state religion: “While the political correctness has trapped some communities into taking the Christianity out of Christmas in order to accommodate the minority of Americans who don’t celebrate the holiday, the White House continues to call its tree a Christmas Tree.” [Fox News]
• Talk about too little, too late: “Wingmen for Bush” — but he’s married now, right? [WingmenforBush.com]
• What’s up Anderson Cooper’s butt? [TMFTML]
• The case for the Iraq war is built on lies. Unfortunately, so is MoveOn.org’s case for leaving. [Bad Example]
• BoratGate continues: “I fully support my government’s decision to sue this Jew.” [Borat via Screenhead]