Tag: originalism

He may or may not get to have a word with the Framers about original intent.

Antonin Scalia Still Dead

Antonin Scalia, the senior Associate Justice of the Supreme Court, has died in Texas at the age of 79. Scalia was found dead Saturday morning at a ranch near Marfa, where he had been staying after a day of...

Justice Scalia Full Of Interesting Opinions About Your Sodomy

Justice Antonin Scalia wants everyone to just keep their panties on, everyone, because "We can disagree with one another on the law without taking it personally.” Totally! So when he says that laws forbidding abortion, the death penalty and...

U.S. Constitution No Longer Original Enough for New Hampshire GOP

Last seen being led by Orly Taitz in a violent insurrection to try to get Barack Obama's name removed from the ballot, what are the Republican lawmakers of the state of New Hampshire, or as we will now call...

Teabaggers Forced To Pretend They Like the Whole Constitution Today

For Teabaggers, it seems, the older the law, the better. Everything we need is in the Constitution, because it was written at the beginning. Even though back then, people had no idea what America was going to look like...

Antonin Scalia: Constitution Only Protects Men (Straight Men)

According to Justice Antonin Scalia, who will only rule on court cases involving robots if the Constitution lists the EXACT model number and specifications of said robot in the text, the Constitution is for men who happen to be...