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Posts Tagged ‘orgies’

Rumors On The Internets: The Enemy of My Enemy Is a Rat Bastard

Friday, March 2nd, 2007

* Conservative anger orgy generates new things to hate at a grueling pace. [The Gaggle]
* Grover Norquist is still belly-dancing and wants his fellow tax-crusaders to do the same. [Think Progress]
* It’s acceptable to tolerate Rick Santorum for however long he’s talking smack about McCain. [The Swamp]
* Sharon Stone is desperate enough to play Valerie Plame in what will surely be the most boring movie of whatever year it gets released. [Variety]
* Where they know Biden best, they like him least. [Political Wire]
* Barry Hussein: advancing left-of-Stalin policies since 2004. [MoJo]
* The many sins of Keith Olbermann will now go unheralded. [Olbermann Watch]
* Just not perky enough Katie, just not perky enough. [On Tap]


Do Not Fall For This ‘LNS’ Honey Trap!

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006

It's an espionage term. Look it up or something! - WonketteHow fake is this?

Late Night Shots Christmas orgy - mw4mw - 23
Reply to: pers-247869532@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-12-12, 12:32PM EST

Come one, Come all
Just plain Cum!
We of legendary Wonkette fame are having our year end blow/out/up/off, whatever your pleasure.
Discretion is thrown out the window. Bring your own Condoms (Magnum’s preferred)
email this for time & place. Enjoy!

Do not e-mail for time and place, because this is such an obvious setup that not even Mark Foley would respond. Forcefully-aborted fetuses may be thrown out the windows when LNS turbos make a romance inside daddy’s little trust-fund drunk gal, but discretion is crucial if any of these kids expect to run a K Street firm someday.
Casual Encounters [Craigslist]


What, No Orgies? No Occult Rituals?

Wednesday, September 13th, 2006

'A woman offers herself as a sacrifice and the next morning she's dead?' - WonketteWe were all excited when this ABC News headline came across our Truth Wire: “Anything Goes At Interior Department.” Anything? Like boy-prostitute rings in the White House and that sort of deal? MORE »