Tag: orgies

Terrible Gucci Fanboy, Sports Mythmaker Buzz Bissinger Proves Why Marginal Tax Rates Should Be 100 Percent

Remember last year when angry old sportswriter Harry "Buzz" Bissinger endorsed Mitt Romney because Mittens was totally lying about everything? It was probably non-sports fans' first introduction to the douchepile that is Buzz Bissinger, so here is a quick...

Wives! Can’t Live With ‘Em, Can Kill ‘Em, According to Charismatic ‘Ex’-Gay Christian-Orgy Cult Leader

Tyler Deaton is a handsome young man. He met his wife, Bethany, in prayer group at college. He was so charismatic that by his senior year, he'd convinced a bunch of hot dudes to leave the school-sanctioned Christian fellowship...

Fancy NYT Has Different Cultural References Than Us Poor Folks

CLOSER? That was just Clive Owen showing his vagina to Julia Roberts for like two hours.

Fat Cat Postal Service Spent Bazillions On Food Orgies And Retirement Watches

On a pleasant sunny day, have you ever looked up from your desk and glanced out the window at your friendly neighborhood mail carrier trotting around in little blue shorts issuing cheerful hellos and thought, "That is the best...

The Thrill Is Gone

By the Comics CurmudgeonDo you remember 'round about a year ago when it was all "hope and change" this and "yes we can" that, and everything was going to be fixed, forever? Ha ha! Obviously all of...

Bachmann: The Government Has Blown Its Load All Over Us

...Just too much comedy in this video of a Minnesota protest to summarize. So, one quote, from that goddamn Bachmann: "We have seen an orgy... The government spent its wad."

Everyone In DC To Die Of Pig Flu, Too

Here's Joe Biden this morning telling us all that we're going to die if we travel in confined spaces (2:35 in). Hooray! And better yet, the swine flu has finally "come home" to our nation's capital, Washington, after some...

Nobody Went To Obama’s Responsibility Orgy

So sad! President Obama invited over a bunch of congressmen and senators to talk about being fiscally responsible, and some of them showed up, but a lot of them didn't. Even some breakout session panelists and moderators failed to...

What, No Orgies? No Occult Rituals?