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Your Pastafarian Porn Lady Of The Day

In a story that is no doubt Relevant To Wonkers' Interests, former adult film actress Asia Lemmon, who also goes by Jessica Steinhauser and used to perform as "Asia Carrera" (apparently nothing's hotter than thinking of Porsches while watching...

Priest Booted For Failing To Be As Terrible As Pope

Happy Day-Before-Thanksgiving, Wonkette fans. Have you been making your list of what you are thankful for? We at Wonkette are deeply thankful that we haven't had to write about something awful the Catholic Church has done in, oh, minutes!...