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Your Pastafarian Porn Lady Of The Day

Stop fapping, this is srs bsns
Jessica Steinhauser aka Asia Lemmon aka Asia Carrera In a story that is no doubt Relevant To Wonkers’ Interests, former adult film actress Asia Lemmon, who also goes by Jessica Steinhauser and used to perform as “Asia Carrera” (apparently nothing’s hotter than thinking of Porsches while watching porn), got her Utah driver’s license photo taken while wearing a colander on her head. This is a thing that has become fashionable among some self-professed members of the satirical — or IS IT? — Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, who also call themselves Pastafarians: Read more on Your Pastafarian Porn Lady Of The Day…
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Priest Booted For Failing To Be As Terrible As Pope

Happy Day-Before-Thanksgiving, Wonkette fans. Have you been making your list of what you are thankful for? We at Wonkette are deeply thankful that we haven’t had to write about something awful the Catholic Church has done in, oh, minutes!  GAH. Catholic Church please stop being horrible long enough for last week’s awfulness to roll off the Wonkette front page. What has the Church managed to do this time? Did they let someone die instead of giving them necessary reproductive health care? Did they let yet another of their priests get rape-y with a young person? Did they weigh in on how the ladiez may make a babby? YES, YES, and OF COURSE YES. But those are PAST horrible things. Today brings us a whole new, more nuanced horrible thing: throwing out a priest for having the temerity (YES WE SAID TEMERITY. DEAL) to believe that perhaps ladies could be priests too: A long-running struggle between Catholic authorities and the Rev. Roy Bourgeois over his support for ordaining women has ended with Bourgeois’ dismissal from the priesthood and his religious order, the Maryknoll Fathers and Brothers. A statement from Maryknoll on Monday (Nov. 19) confirmed that the Vatican’s office for orthodoxy, the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, laicized Bourgeois last month. The move stems from Bourgeois’ participation in an August 2008 ordination rite in Lexington, Ky., for Janice Sevre-Duszynska. The ceremony was not recognized by the Vatican and took place under the auspices of a group called Roman Catholic Womanpriests, which rejects the church teaching on the all-male priesthood. Read more on Priest Booted For Failing To Be As Terrible As Pope…