America’s favorite doctor, Ron Paul, is struggling with demons we cannot even begin to comprehend. Here he is whining to an empty House of Representatives last night, about the night terrors he suffers and the horrifying intrusion of interdimensional orcs into his waking life. [YouTube]

Is that Ron Paul’s face somehow stuck on the gay wizard guy? Or is it just the gay wizard guy, and we are supposed to naturally assume the gay wizard guy is Ron Paul? STOP WITH THE HOBBIT STUFF, PAULTARDS. [YouTube]

We hope that in some small way, our mention of the Paultarded World of Warcraft march helped make the event such a blowout success. Dozens or even hundreds of Paultards lent their fantasy-realm personas to the cause of Ron Paul for President, which, we think, is the best idea these people have had yet. The thing took place either yesterday or maybe the day before and a we are so thrilled to present you with this video of the event, courtesy of a tipster and our very own Eric Brewer, video-maker extraordinaire. Please watch it. Please. And make sure to notice all the character names!

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