The journalistic newspapers have found a new business model! It involves begging the President to either:

• A. criminalize the Internet, or
• B. monetarily reward the newspapers, with American currency, for their Stockholm syndrome in broadsheet prisons of their own creation.

Every few months Robert Gibbs bothers to respond by asking them why they think anyone on Earth, much less the President, would give them money. WELL: today the newspapermen received a thrilling categorical “dunno, give it a shot?” MORE »