Tag: operatives

Teabaggers Coming To Vegas From Utah, To Be Obnoxious

It's an operative-heavy day at your Wonkette! This latest embarrassment to America comes from fancy car-owning operative "Scott," in Las Vegas. What does this mean? Meh, copy-paste: Jim N. check out the tip from "Scott" Jim N. the "or pelosi" at...

Tripping Death Monster Asks Vague Question, In Iowa

Wonkette zombie sex operative "Karen N." of Iowa City, Iowa, sends us this filthy picture she took yesterday -- "Sorry for sending you this eye candy a little late. We were drinking." -- during Obama's "We passed health care...

Free Cereal Money Abandoned Downtown

Wonkette trash-eating operative "Jeff" sends this curious lunch-break picture and writes, "It's a $25,000 check from General Mills to the Congressional Hispanic Caucus Institute sitting a garbage can on 17th and K Streets." This "Jeff" STUPIDLY did not...

Socialist Commies Protest Bunning’s Kentucky Office

This brings back old memories, doesn't it, from the era when American reality was even barely tethered to Planet Earth: hollow, cranky, lame-duck Sen. Jim Bunning, out of age-related bitterness, allows vital social services to expire and thousands of...

Janet Napolitano Is Fat At CPAC!

Paultards dress up as Janet Napolitano, at CPAC! She is "Big Sis" because she runs the catch-all bureaucracy no one has ever given a shit about and which has no power, or resources. In other words: "Sumo" would be...

Scott Brown’s Truck Found Where It Logically Should Be!

Look, a local human was walking by the Russell office building parking lot just yesterday and OH SHIT IT'S SCOTT BROWN'S TRUCK, where he banged Simon Cowell and won the presidency of Massachusetts by beating J. F. Kennedy 100-0...

Sarah Palin Has A Magazine In New York City, Too

Wonkette waiting room reading material operative "Chris C." sends this picture of some Sarah Palin magazine he saw, right above the latest Scott Brown (?) nudie mag, at "a real grocery store, in God-Hating Penisville, aka nyc's Greenwich Village."...

SEND SEXY ELECTION DAY PICS TO YOUR WONKETTE, YOU "MASSHOLES": Considering how gay and Maoist you people are, a sizable chunk of you probably live in Massachusetts, the site of today's exciting political election between a poorly programmed Democratic...

Feast Your Eyes On This Senate Candidate’s Totally Bangin’ Wheels

Check out this crusty old bit of sex-on-wheels, sent from a Wonkette Arkansas operative: "Here is a photo, from today, of Arkansas State Senator Kim Hendren's car parked in his reserved slot at the state capitol. He is the...

Look, It’s Atheist Santa Clause

Wonkette operative "Rob J." sends us this pic of a Real American he saw at L'Enfant Plaza today, making some point about the Blacks and their long history of enslaving others. What a horrible misspelling of that one country's...

Famous Sex Person Mark Foley Spotted Somewhere On Earth

Wonkette "The View From Your Window" operative "UFgatorzfan4life" sends us this PG-13 erotica telephone picture of pedophile Mark Foley and writes, "Here is your favorite disgraced Congressman from Palm Beach County. He's hanging out at Starbucks..texting..riding his bike with...

A Brutal, Bloody Image From The War On Christmas

Fast-track that resolution, Boner! A Hill operative sends us this photo and writes, "The War on Christmas is alive and well in the House of Representatives. This Christmas tree was seen discarded on the 2nd floor of the Longworth...

David Vitter’s Just Got To Grab Some Cash Quickly, He’ll Be Right Back

A Wonkette airport ATM-monitoring operative ran into profound Sen. David Vitter last night at Reagan National, and they even shared a flight! HE SHOULD BE READING THE BILL THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS. Not only did he withdraw cash from an...

Hopeful GOP Health Care Lobbyists Already Setting Up Shop In Northern Marianas

Now that the House is debating the Republican health care alternative, the sweeping "BonerCare" of ancient lore, it's a good opportunity to share this amazing (and ominous -- mostly ominous!) photograph from commenter "mollymcguire," who actually lives in the...

Such A Vulgarian, This Teabagger

Wonkette motorist operative "Marcus" sent us this telephone picture of the rather uncouth car he was stuck behind yesterday, during the Super Bowl of Retardation. This fellow hates Obama so much that he -- and we're presuming "he," because...

Teabaggers Will Attempt To Rip Apart 1,990-page Bill

Operative "Randy C," of fleeting Halloween costume Internet fame, has graciously donated his "pubic option" poster to the teabaggers. Is that pastor taking a shine to it? Meanwhile, another Hill operative reports on an overheard conversation between two members...