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At Long Last, Sarah Palin Tweets About Cake Ink
Sure, that Vanity Fair piece out today was sort of poorly sourced (although still fun!), but isn’t that allegation that Sarah Palin maybe doesn’t do her own tweets kinda damning? So how does “Sarah” address this? “Media goofballs.” “Cake ink.” The end.
NEW BILL CLINTON OPERA WILL BE PARSIFAL + EPIC BLOW JOBS: “Billy Blythe features ‘a snapshot of a day of his life in Hot Springs in the 1950s,’ says the opera’s producer, Bonnie Montgomery to our Suzi Parker. ‘Clinton’s life is very operatic, over the top, the perfect operatic vision,’ says the classically trained musician [...]
Happy Early Cinco de Mayo and Local Voyages Around the World
Saturday, May 1 through Friday, May 7: Barack Obama’s admission that he’s anti-Real American and the Caps devastating Game Six loss weren’t the only important pieces of news on the cover of Tuesday’s second class morning read. Note the righthand corner where it’s revealed that the Washington National Opera’s Marriage of Figaro is a “delight.” [...]
Christmas, Wonkabout Style
As the city tries to dig itself out from mountains of snow, and the DC Tweeter snowball people try to make sense of what that mean old officer did, what’s important is that everyone’s favorite holiday when Baby Jesus came into the world is just DAYS away. The city’s all frozen, Obama’s going to get health care [...]
Air Happenings, Hyperactive Thursdays, and One Hot Rebel
Friday, August 7: While it may not be nearly as exciting as the Air Sex Finals that were held in DC this past June, the US Air Guitar Championships at the 9:30 Club tonight should still be an entertaining evening. Watch people awkwardly strum their stomachs for a chance to be crowned Champion and the [...]
Peggy Noonan Types Smart Column Topped With Mysterious Absurdity
This weird and wonderful year has been packed with implausibilities and impossibilities: the Clintons losing, a black man elected president and Peggy Noonan occassionally making sense. This week’s installment of her serialized first-person novel of Manhattan Madness, Declarations, contains two well-written arguments for the current conventional wisdom — Hillary is an interesting yet troublesome choice [...]
Rudy Giuliani Loves, Hates & Is The Mafia
World Spared Horror of Bush & Blair Dancing In Their Underwear
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