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Barack Obama’s been so busy captivating America-at-large that he’s nearly forgotten to assuage his own people, the American gay community — standard Democrats as well as “Larry Craig Obamacans.” After recently purchasing targeted ad buys to the LGBT communities of Ohio and Texas, Obama today released an open letter to gay people who live on the Internet. In it, he explains how he will fix AIDS, “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell,” the lack of civil unions and other issues that gay people vote exclusively on, everywhere. Is your gaydar buzzing? Full letter, after the jump. MORE »

Dear friendly Colorado District Six voters,

Your district is a very red district, which would explain why you have elected Tom Tancredo five times. If anything can explain that! Well, we’d like to offer clemency for your egregious damage to the current state of American politics: Elect a Mexican to take the resigning Tancredo’s open seat in the 2008 election. Need we spell it out? This will mean a Mexican takes Tom Tancredo’s job. Please send us progress reports, as we will be checking in regularly.

kthxbai,
Wonkette

Those of you who have been following the War on Paultards in the comments have probably seen an… anomaly… crowding the pack. It’s an angry guy who types in bold and caps, curses vehemently and throws numbers around freely while chewing away at his naysayers — but argues against the Paultards! This sort of brilliance doesn’t go unnoticed by Wonkette. We would like to appoint commenter Nick Farr (his name is also probably “Nick Farr”) the official Wonkette Commenter General in the War on Paultards. He replaces the interim de facto Wonkette Commenter General, who was also Nick Farr.

To welcome Nick Farr we’ve asked him to write a ceaselessly long, unedited and vicious rant against the Paultards. After the jump, Commenter General Nick Farr’s ceaselessly long, unedited and vicious rant against the Paultards. MORE »

Dear whoever runs things at Redstate.com:

We don’t care for your website. Just not our thing, ya know? But if Congress has taught us anything, it’s that Congress can’t teach us anything about working together. We may not like your internets, and you may not like ours, but we must work together to destroy a mutual enemy — illegal alien spambots, a.k.a. Paultards. MORE »

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Dear Jim Webb Jr.,

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