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Posts Tagged ‘open caption’

CAPTION CONTEST

So That’s Where He’s Hiding the Birth Certificate

Tuesday, April 21st, 2009

Painting all the schools 'Obama Blue,' how presumptuous.
Whoa hey what is going on here, in this picture? Bet you didn’t know all the schools in America were being painted “Obama Blue.” Oh, and hooray, it’s a caption contest! Try to be funnier today. [Pete Souza/White House]


BARACK OBAMA

Obama Caught Kissing Boys Somewhere

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008

Here is Barack Obama campaigning today by making out with other men, as usual. This is all he ever does because he only has one testicle, if Acadian fur traders are to be believed. [AP Photo]


JOHN KERRY

John Kerry Is Sex Pervert

Monday, May 5th, 2008

Here is former presidential nominee John Kerry at a “student rally” at Tufts University the College of William and Mary in liberal Massachusetts Virginia. What is he saying? We’ll go with, “Why aren’t yours as big as the other one’s?” [College OTR]