Whoa hey what is going on here, in this picture? Bet you didn’t know all the schools in America were being painted “Obama Blue.” Oh, and hooray, it’s a caption contest! Try to be funnier today. [Pete Souza/White House]

Here is Barack Obama campaigning today by making out with other men, as usual. This is all he ever does because he only has one testicle, if Acadian fur traders are to be believed. [AP Photo]

Here is former presidential nominee John Kerry at a “student rally” at Tufts University the College of William and Mary in liberal Massachusetts Virginia. What is he saying? We’ll go with, “Why aren’t yours as big as the other one’s?” [College OTR]