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Posts Tagged ‘opec’

A’jad, Chavez Don’t Want Your Money

Monday, November 19th, 2007

Our penises are soooo tiny!George Bush and Tony Blair? Meh. The hot, new world leader-BFFs are A’jad and Chavez, those two crazy and totally-not-gay kids! The dynamic duo bonded over their shared hatred of the U.S. this weekend which, luckily for them, was held in Saudi Arabia because there are no gays in Iran. And what did they do in sunny Riyadh besides compare penis sizes?

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Bush Makes A Million Screw-Ups In 10 Minutes

Friday, September 7th, 2007

fuckin' up - WonkettePresident Bush Junior screwed up even more than normal during brief remarks at the Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation forum in Sydney. Foreign journalists were, as usual, horrified and amused by the bumbling and buffoonery. MORE »


Victory In Iraq: New Oil Law Helps Needy Western Oil Companies

Wednesday, February 21st, 2007

While liberal webtards continue to call the Iraq Occupation a “failure” due to the hundreds of thousands of blown-up Iraqis, civil war and endless U.S. casualties, optimists point out that Iraq’s most precious resource will soon be available to all the western energy companies so cruelly kept away from the oilfields during Saddam Hussein’s reign.

Read the Good News the Main Stream Media won’t tell you, after the jump.

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