Tag: op-eds

Ahem. We have brought it to our own attention that we are whining about a column that is like seven years old. You know...

Happy Veterans Day, it is now time to reflect on how America needs another insane trillion-dollar war, for Unity probably, and also Fear! (Afghanistan...

EVERYONE EXHALE, America's foremost pillar of Internet opinionation Meghan McCain has finally found time in her manic schedule writing her bi-monthly Daily Beast column...

Crusty paranoid sad sack Chuck Norris has uncovered evidence that the United Nations is actively plotting to break into his anger cave and boost...

Ultra-rich old troll Harvey Golub threw his diamond-encrusted Depends around in a fit on the Wall Street Journal opinion pages after he read Warren Buffett's...

2.) In life, events tend to follow patterns. People who commit crimes tend to be criminals, for example. Can anyone tell me any economists...

Since your Wonkette cracked the case on Chuck Norris' hilariously poorly veiled plagiarism in his columns, the professional kicker's people have refused to talk...

Yesterday, we were writing a joke about Chuck Norris copy-and-pasting other people's "information" into his column when we realized, yes, this is probably exactly...

The 2012 Republican presidential field's favorite Jesus-band radio host, the American Family Association's Bryan Fischer, routinely professes to the world how disgusting gay people...

Oh this is cute! Barack Obama got together with his friends David Cameron and Nicolas Sarkozy at the war treehouse, pulled out some construction...

Roger Simon is paid a six-figure salary to be right about politics, so expect him to resign November 7, 2012 if this prognostication of...

Donald Trump apparently heard the New York Times' lovely op-ed columnist Gail Collins wrote something about his birther revolution, and the cartoon rich man's...

Meghan McCain has long wanted the world to take her thoughts on politics seriously, despite giving them absolutely no reason to do so, so...

The Heritage Foundation is a place for great thinkers, so it comes as no surprise that one of their geniuses has finally, from his...

2012 DILDO NEWS: "The most recent vibrator is Mike Huckabee," reports George Will. George Will will not allow Republicans who talk about Barack Obama's...

What is Meghan McCain up to these days? When she's not buying AC/DC pajamas at Walmart for her new Daily Beast colleagues Howard Kurtz...

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