Tag: oops

Should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque

Jill Stein Shows Up In Wrong City For Speech, Airplanes Clearly In The Tank For Hillary

Mama said there'd be days like this.
Whoops! (yes, it's shopped. Kansas is not tropical. Yet.)

Kansas Spanish Language Voter Guides Had Some Totally Tiny Errors, No Big Deal At All

In addition to all of Kansas's other teensy little roadblocks to voting -- like the bizarre two-tier registration system where it's possible for some voters to be registered to vote in federal elections but ineligible to vote in state...

Texas Tosses Rick Perry’s Criminal Charges, Still Won’t Help Him Win White House

Rick Perry, you remember that guy, right? Former Texas governor, former presidential candidate, former ... oops, we forgot the third thing. (See? That joke never gets old. NEVER.) In 2014, Perry was indicted for doing a whole Texas-size mess of two felonies:...
It's enough to make you Earp

Idiot ‘OK Corral’ Historic Re-Enactor Shoots Guy Right In His Billy The Kids

One of the few True Facts that Yr Dok Zoom remembers from his required Arizona History class at Lake Havasu High School is that, of all municipalities in the Grand Canyon state, the one place where people weren't allowed...
I wanna see you be brave

Rick Perry’s Dreams Of Presidenting Just Died, Bye Rick Perry’s Dreams!

So. Someone finally had The Talk with Rick Perry about how it is time, like a broken clock that is right once a day, to go to the nice farm upstate, with the other also-ran losers of elections past....
It's more a label of the contents than an actual cancellation

Gov. Paul LePage Accidentally Turning Maine Into Feminist Paradise, Haha, Whoops

Wacky ol' rubber bag of infected pus and Maine Gov. Paul LePage is one comical fella. Last week, we told you how he thought he had "pocket vetoed" 19 bills by doing nothing about them, but had actually screwed...
Funny, he didn't prophesy that coming

Even Crazy Old Pat Robertson Knows Iraq War Was A Mistake, Sorta

Pat Robertson is just the latest rightwinger to decide that, as of right now, the Iraq War wasn't such a terrific idea after all. Not that George W. Bush sold us the war based on a pack of lies...
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with Brawndo. It's got what plants crave.

Texas GOP Tired Of Getting Arrested For Taking Guns To Airports, Has New Law To Make It OK

Texans sure love guns! And every Texan knows that in this bad old world, the only way to be safe from crimers and killers and haters and Federal Jackboots is to pack heat at all times. But this causes...
Langley, are you SURE this guy had I.D.?

TSA Let A Known Terrorist Fly. Who Was It, Besides Obama?

Today's big Air Travel Freakout is that the Transportation Security Agency apparently allowed someone very bad to board a commercial airliner last year, and they let the very bad person board without taking his very bad shoes off, even...
Somebody's enjoying this a little too much

Morning Maddow: For 2016, GOP Debates To Try Ackin’ Less Cray-Cray (Video)

Rachel Maddow was in full political-nerd bliss Friday with this report on the announced schedule for the 2016 GOP primary debates. Rachel is pretty sure the best TV series of 2012 was the "nationally-televised tragicomedy of the Republican presidential...

Senator Dan Coats Embraces Stereotypes Of Olds By Showing Up At Wrong Hearing And Asking Questions Anyway

Ever had an old person walk up to you on the street and ask you a completely bizarre question, like, “Why do all the apples send moonbeams into your brain?” No? Well, doesn’t happen to us either. But...

Fox Continues Journalistic Excellence With Misspelled Chyron In Spelling Bee Story

We'd just like to thank Fox News for being so very Fox News, as demonstrated by this chyron from a Monday story about that epic spelling bee on the edge of forever that recently ended in Missouri. We're just surprised...

New Pope Said A Swear!

Oh, man, guys, did you hear what New Pope said? He is gonna get a ruler to the knuckles for sure: On Sunday, the pontiff accidentally said "fuck" during his weekly blessing from the Vatican. To be fair, the prayer...

Watch Hillary Laugh And Laugh As Benghazi Burns, Because Sure Why Not?

So here's a bit of video editing that's not going to go on anyone's resume: In a story on Hillary Clinton being interviewed at the National Auto Dealers Association, because of course that's a natural venue for former secretaries...

Top Secret FBI Interrogation Manual Somehow Ended Up In Library Of Congress — And It’s A Cookbook!

Our oopsie of the day comes to us courtesy of Nick Baumann at Mother Jones, who brings us this story of an FBI agent who thought it would be a good idea to submit a copy of a secret...

Rick Perry OUTRAGED!!!! About Benghazi, Can’t Find It On A Map

Hey, kids, remember that poll from way back in May that showed just how are-you-freakin'-kidding-us stupid Republicans are? Oh, sorry, there are so many polls like that. We will have to be more specific. We mean this poll about...