Okay, there goes the morning productivity! There’s a new SAVE GLENN BECK petition with, apparently, the same 2,200 Fox News viewers who figured out how to post something from the ‘puter. Go spread the true message of Democracy/Horror, and laugh at the (currently) visible signatures/messages, until this one gets eated, too. [New dumb Glenn Beck poll]

Hooray for online polls! This “New Political Review” website has a deal where you can pick the greatest senator. Tragically, John Kerry is in the No. 1 position today. Let’s get the bastard down to the low twenties, at least. MORE »