Tag: one million moms

Disney Is Trying To Turn Your Daughters So Lezzy

Achtung! Attention! One Million Moms and Todd Starnes and all the other usual idiots have a new tizzy! It seems the Disney program "Once Upon A Time" is gaying up Red Riding Hood and Dorothy Gale (from Kansas) and...

Hillary Clinton And Ted Cruz Go To The Olive Garden With Satan. Your Weekly Top Ten.

Guten Morgen, Wonkers, WTF does that headline even mean? Did Hillary Clinton and Ted Cruz actually have a caucus with Satan at the Olive Garden and that's how she winned all those coin flips in the Iowa caucuses? Ted...
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One Million Moms Furious Olive Garden BFFs With Satan Now

Oh hey, look, One Million Moms, aka Seventeen Angry Dipsticks, is back! They're still mad about Fox's TV show "Lucifer," like they were before, but now they have a new target: Olive Garden, which sponsors the show. If you're not familiar...
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Science Says Lesbian Mommies Are Better Than Good Christian Heterosexual Parents

HAHAHA, TAKE THAT, WINGNUTS. It is some new Science for us to throw at you and shove in your face and rub in your hair and whatever else we decide to do with Science. Remember last year, there was...
They're everywhere!

Gay-Hating Wingnuts Must Stop Using Google, Drinking Coke, And Having Abortions

Every week, there's some new company making the queer-hatin' folks of our U.S. American society real mad in their bathing suit regions, for making nice-nice with the gays. Usually we hear about it from the One Million Moms, that...
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Good Christian Housewives Declare War On Miss Piggy The Whore

It's been a while since yr Wonkette has checked in with the "One Million Moms" group (77,000 Facebook fans and counting!), and its fearless leader, the halfwit Never-Nude Monica Cole. Hi, Monica! If you don't remember, "One Million Moms" is...
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One Million Moms Can’t Compete With Badass ‘Lucifer,’ Want Teevee Show Canceled

The three or four moms behind the American Family Association's "One Million Moms" are very unhappy indeed about this upcoming Fox TV show called Lucifer, whose hook is that the Prince of Darkness gets bored with ruling Hell, quits...
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Spirit Airlines Will 69 You In The Sky, Wingnut Outrage To Commence Shortly

The budget carrier Spirit Airlines is having a celebration, and they want YOU to come 69 the friendly skies with them, doesn't that sound like a hot thing you want to cross of your bucket list? They are doing...

No, YOU’RE Crying Over this Sweet “Screw You, Haters” Ad From Honey Maid Graham Crackers

Last month, Honey Maid graham crackers, which you buy once per year for s'mores and then leave at the back of the cupboard until the mice get them or they turn to dust, aired an ad that said everybody...

Derp Roundup: Your Weekly Waltz Through A Wonderland of Weird

Welcome to another Derp Roundup, where we take a wire brush to our browser tabs, douse 'em with brain bleach, and bring you the stories that were too stupid to ignore. We recommend a healthy portion of your favorite...

Nice Christian Ladies One Million Moms Very Angry At All This Rampant Sexing of Talking Pigs

What are the three moms of One Million Moms yipping about today? Oh, just that Geico is trying to turn your little darlings into pig-fuckers, that is all, no big deal. The moms behind such classic press releases as...

Teh Year in Ghey: A Wonktrospective

It has been a banner fucking year for the teh gheys. There was tons of election-winning, gay-marrying, company-wrecking, and general ruining of morals and common decency everywhere. Shockingly, we learned that a lesbian cabal runs the DHS, because when...

Anti-Gay Groups Declare Victory In War On Starbucks

If you're anything like us, and we know you are (yeah, we tried to make that sound better too, but there's no help for it thanks to the royal "we"), you've been wondering how you can best hoard your...

Wingnut Boycotters Take Credit For Starbucks’ Business Cycle, JC Penney’s Lousy Management

What if they held a boycott and nobody stayed home? Protectors of traditional missionary-position-only marriage between straight people have been trying, without much success, to make big corporations stop being so darn gay. By most measures, the "One Million...

One Million Moms Defeats Battalion Of Gay Green Lantern Comix Nerds, Hides

Poor One Million Moms. So many campaigns in which to declare victory before frantically fleeing in disarray, so little time! So whom did OMM defeat this time? Bloodthirsty lesbian Ellen Degeneres is yesterday's news. Nope, now it is the...