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Posts Tagged ‘one man, one vote’

FLORIDA

Our National Voting Shame: Nobody Knows When To Do This Crap

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008

Rudy Giuliani, elected Emperor of Florida six weeks agoAwesome Tuesday has turned into Hungover Wednesday. As we sit in our easy chairs with comically large ice packs held to our skulls, let’s remember one important thing: however empty-brained and regretful we feel today, we can still take heart that we are smarter than thousands of morons across this great nation. Because as Walnut King John McCain might say, my friends, my friends, the Super Tuesday voting confusion did not end with the states of Texas and Washington. Who are the country’s stupidest voters? Click the clicky and we’ll join you after the jump. MORE »