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Michele Bachmann Launches 2012 Presidential Campaign By Praising ‘Killer Clown’ John Wayne Gacy

Ridiculous clown Michele Bachmann officially launched her 2012 presidential campaign today in Waterloo, Iowa — where she paid tribute to another clown from this small Iowa town, psychopathic homosexual serial killer John Wayne Gacy. Why does Bachmann love the freakish monster known in American nightmares as the Killer Clown? Maybe because John Wayne Gacy loved dressing up as a circus clown and being around lots of kids, just like Bachmann! Really, this is what she said, except she apparently thinks the “John Wayne” from Waterloo, Iowa, is the iconic Western movie performer. Let’s roll the video from Fox News, and laugh together. Read more on Michele Bachmann Launches 2012 Presidential Campaign By Praising ‘Killer Clown’ John Wayne Gacy…
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Who Is Invited To Wonkette’s Weeping Eagle Awards Tonight? YOU

Join a whole bunch of your Wonkette pals at 5:30 this evening for the 2010 Weeping Eagles! Consider this your Invitation, this blog post on the Internet. Eat delicious things! Drink cheap beverages! Win Wonkette T-shirts! Laugh at the buffoonery of your editor and other cretins including morning editor Josh “The Comics Curmudgeon” Fruhlinger, Wonkabout’s Arielle Fleisher, Wonkette videographer Liz Glover, your summer intern/artist Benjamin Frisch and former editors Juli Weiner (according to Facebook, anyway) and Capitol Hill typing monster Jim Newell. We have literally never had so many of us in the same place at the same time, for freedom! Read more on Who Is Invited To Wonkette’s Weeping Eagle Awards Tonight? YOU…
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A Children’s Treasury of Terrible Tea Party Songs

Two things need to be outlawed, if we are truly to reclaim our Nation’s Freedom: child voice slavery and the computer program “GarageBand.” Also: FEMA death panel for anyone who does a terrible lip sync to their own terrible computer song. All three of these Crimes Against Freedom are on display in the above video, but we’ve found some teabagger classics that are even worse than this one! Join us for a musical tour of the Teabaggers’ finest efforts in song ‘n video! You will not be able to get any of this stuff out of your mind for a long, long time. Read more on A Children’s Treasury of Terrible Tea Party Songs…
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Oh Jesus: Tea Party ‘Leader’ Discovered On YouTube

Heyyyy, this is just like that “I am Windows 7″ ad campaign … but completely horrifying! What the hell? Oh, that’s right, the Teabaggers’ personal lord and savior, St. Palin of Facebook, told them she wouldn’t be leader of this gang of white trash on twitter (after taking their $100,000). Why? Because every Teabagger is the leader of every Teabagger! They’re all just cold bowing to each other and saying “Namaste!” Read more on Oh Jesus: Tea Party ‘Leader’ Discovered On YouTube…
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Scott Brown Votes For Jobs Bill, Wingnuts Go Nuts On Twitter

In only his second Senate vote, Republican messiah Scott Brown helped the Democrats destroy a Republican filibuster on the new Jobs Bill, hahahahah, what? And guess who’s cold goin’ nuts on the Twitter? Read more on Scott Brown Votes For Jobs Bill, Wingnuts Go Nuts On Twitter…
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Teabaggers Really Don’t Care For Jews

Brave Wonkette operative Matt Singerman is — and we say this with complete accuracy — just cold taking pictures of a handful of ill-informed dingbats wandering around in the freezing rain with their droopy signs about … well, take your pick, really. Remember when libtards were the ones who held the goofball million-cause marches? Well, now it’s the wingnuts’ turn, and they sure bring a new flavor to the proceedings. Mmm, tastes like racism! Read more on Teabaggers Really Don’t Care For Jews…
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Our Nation’s Murder-Suicide Spree

Jesus christ, this whole country is drowning in its own blood. We take a day off — the Sabbath — and there are another half-dozen gruesome murders or murder-suicides. Cops and the families of the killers seem to be particularly common targets. We don’t recall Homicidal Frenzy as being a normal part of, say, the recessions of 1981-82, 1991-92 or 2001. Read more on Our Nation’s Murder-Suicide Spree…
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U.S. Nazi Trust-Fund Millionaire Was Building Dirty Radioactive Anti-Obama Bomb, But His Wife Shot Him Dead, First

Whoa hey how’d the Entire News Media miss this one? Especially considering the main things we all jabber about, these days, are stock prices and whatever Jon Stewart said about Jim Cramer …. Anyway, get out your duct tape because a certified American Nazi was building a “dirty bomb” which he apparently planned to explode at Obama’s Inauguration. All the radioactive and bomb-making shit was in his house — you know, the one with the Nazi Flag, in Maine — and his plans were moving along just fine until his wife shot the motherfucker dead, the end? Read more on U.S. Nazi Trust-Fund Millionaire Was Building Dirty Radioactive Anti-Obama Bomb, But His Wife Shot Him Dead, First…
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10 Reasons Why George W. Bush Was Such A Very Successful President

When George W. Bush Junior started that goddamned whining during his Last Press Conference, we wanted to crawl through the television screen and throttle him, right there, while he was still technically president. Tragically, current television technology doesn’t allow this type of full-immersion interactive Wii hate — hurry up, digital teevee! — so we’re still pretty annoyed 12 hours later. Hmm, target for late-night rage, where are you? Ah, Fred Barnes! A comical human dildo, wearing eyeglasses! What kind of ludicrous horseshit could the Weekly Standard executive editor deliver for America, in our Hour of Darkness? George W. Bush was actually a great president, that’s what! Read more on 10 Reasons Why George W. Bush Was Such A Very Successful President…
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Here’s That Hilarious Song Parody Sent Out By This Huckabee Douche Who Wants To Be Chairman of the RNC

This is what Chip Saltsman — the guy who successfully won the GOP nomination for Mike Huckabee — sent out as a “Christmas Gift” to fellow Republicans, so they’d choose him as the new head of their party. Please, let’s stop the “political correctness” and please, please, please let this guy be the new leader of the Republican Party. He is a fresh voice from the Old Skool of southern white racist cocksuckers, and the GOP needs him more than ever, now. [Fox News/Times of London] Read more on Here’s That Hilarious Song Parody Sent Out By This Huckabee Douche Who Wants To Be Chairman of the RNC…
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Barack Obama Is President … of AMERICA

With the West Coast polls closed and Obama already holding 220, including Virginia … well, you can count, even if you’re very wasted right now. California has 55 electoral votes, Washington state has 11, Hawaii has 4, and Oregon has 7. You can add that to 220 electoral votes CNN says he has right now. We have a new president. His name is Barack Obama. Read more on Barack Obama Is President … of AMERICA…
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Sarah Palin Parking Lot, Part II

Here is more of Tim Russo’s scary movie about the GOP’s shrinking base: angry unemployed white people who gather in small groups to chant weird things about the opposition candidate, because he’s black. Read more on Sarah Palin Parking Lot, Part II…
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Sarah Palin Parking Lot

This is phenomenal stuff, courtesy of Blogger Interrupted. It’s the 2008 version of the classic Heavy Metal Parking Lot! But at least those headbanger kids were just having fun or whatever — it’s not like any of them were registered to vote. [Blogger Interrupted] Read more on Sarah Palin Parking Lot…
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Hey Christians, Here Is How McCain Wants To Defile Your Christian Wives

We told you how John McCain offered up his “old lady” to the biker mob at Sturgis, and then we showed you the awkward video, but now we must present this version, which begins with the incredible confession from McCain that he’s only allowed onstage as a warm-up midget for Kid Rock. Read more on Hey Christians, Here Is How McCain Wants To Defile Your Christian Wives…
 

Is John McCain A Furry?

This is one of those troubling images that’s been appearing here and there on the Internets for many years … the same many years, in fact, when John McCain was not running for president, in the early 1990s. Our forensic-photography expert Jim Newell obscured Dennis Hastert’s the anonymous partner’s face in this version, so we can concentrate on the Pressing Issue: Is John McCain now or has he ever been a Furry? Read more on Is John McCain A Furry?…
 

Wake Up Sheeple, And Watch This Hillbilly Gal Talk About Ron Paul!

We are really going to miss these people when they’re gone — are they gone yet? The Ron Paul Sensation was such a revealing look at a part of America we never knew existed, because we have jobs and really only read The Hobbit in grade school, and it left us feeling weird, especially when the creepy fat adult with the neckbeard and the Birkenstocks invited a bunch of us 12-year-old boys over to play Dungeons & Dragons at his apartment behind the mall. We just figured we could skip that particular invitation and then we’d never see those people again. How wonderfully wrong we were …. Read more on Wake Up Sheeple, And Watch This Hillbilly Gal Talk About Ron Paul!…