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Michele Bachmann Launches 2012 Presidential Campaign By Praising ‘Killer Clown’ John Wayne Gacy

Ridiculous clown Michele Bachmann officially launched her 2012 presidential campaign today in Waterloo, Iowa -- where she paid tribute to another clown from this small Iowa town, psychopathic homosexual serial killer John Wayne Gacy. Why does Bachmann love the...

Who Is Invited To Wonkette’s Weeping Eagle Awards Tonight? YOU

Join a whole bunch of your Wonkette pals at 5:30 this evening for the 2010 Weeping Eagles! Consider this your Invitation, this blog post on the Internet. Eat delicious things! Drink cheap beverages! Win Wonkette T-shirts! Laugh at the...

A Children’s Treasury of Terrible Tea Party Songs

Two things need to be outlawed, if we are truly to reclaim our Nation's Freedom: child voice slavery and the computer program "GarageBand." Also: FEMA death panel for anyone who does a terrible lip sync to their own terrible...

Oh Jesus: Tea Party ‘Leader’ Discovered On YouTube

Heyyyy, this is just like that "I am Windows 7" ad campaign ... but completely horrifying! What the hell? Oh, that's right, the Teabaggers' personal lord and savior, St. Palin of Facebook, told them she wouldn't be leader of...

Scott Brown Votes For Jobs Bill, Wingnuts Go Nuts On Twitter

In only his second Senate vote, Republican messiah Scott Brown helped the Democrats destroy a Republican filibuster on the new Jobs Bill, hahahahah, what? And guess who's cold goin' nuts on the Twitter? If enough of Scott Brown's girlfriends break...

Teabaggers Really Don’t Care For Jews

Brave Wonkette operative Matt Singerman is -- and we say this with complete accuracy -- just cold taking pictures of a handful of ill-informed dingbats wandering around in the freezing rain with their droopy signs about ... well, take...

Our Nation’s Murder-Suicide Spree

Jesus christ, this whole country is drowning in its own blood. We take a day off -- the Sabbath -- and there are another half-dozen gruesome murders or murder-suicides. Cops and the families of the killers seem to be...

U.S. Nazi Trust-Fund Millionaire Was Building Dirty Radioactive Anti-Obama Bomb, But His Wife Shot Him Dead, First

Whoa hey how'd the Entire News Media miss this one? Especially considering the main things we all jabber about, these days, are stock prices and whatever Jon Stewart said about Jim Cramer .... Anyway, get out your duct tape...

10 Reasons Why George W. Bush Was Such A Very Successful President

When George W. Bush Junior started that goddamned whining during his Last Press Conference, we wanted to crawl through the television screen and throttle him, right there, while he was still technically president. Tragically, current television technology doesn't allow...

Here’s That Hilarious Song Parody Sent Out By This Huckabee Douche Who Wants To Be Chairman of the RNC

This is what Chip Saltsman -- the guy who successfully won the GOP nomination for Mike Huckabee -- sent out as a "Christmas Gift" to fellow Republicans, so they'd choose him as the new head of their party. Please,...

Barack Obama Is President … of AMERICA

With the West Coast polls closed and Obama already holding 220, including Virginia ... well, you can count, even if you're very wasted right now. California has 55 electoral votes, Washington state has 11, Hawaii has 4, and Oregon...

Sarah Palin Parking Lot, Part II

Here is more of Tim Russo's scary movie about the GOP's shrinking base: angry unemployed white people who gather in small groups to chant weird things about the opposition candidate, because he's black. You know, a terrorist! Bonus points for taking...

Sarah Palin Parking Lot

This is phenomenal stuff, courtesy of Blogger Interrupted. It's the 2008 version of the classic Heavy Metal Parking Lot! But at least those headbanger kids were just having fun or whatever -- it's not like any of them were...

Hey Christians, Here Is How McCain Wants To Defile Your Christian Wives

We told you how John McCain offered up his "old lady" to the biker mob at Sturgis, and then we showed you the awkward video, but now we must present this version, which begins with the incredible confession from...

Is John McCain A Furry?