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The Best of Saturday’s Painful GOP Idiot Debate (VIDEO)

The whole debate, in a minute! That's as much time as anybody should really have to spend thinking about the latest Republican Dimbulb Derby, which was broadcast on Saturday night to an audience of people who were unable to...

‘Black Friday’ Champs Walk Over Dying Man To Buy Target Crap

Pepper spray was a-spraying, knives were a-stabbing, guns were a-shooting, muggers were a-mugging, punchers were a-punching -- it was a "Black Friday" celebration that truly proved if you're not a part of the worldwide anti-corporate protests, then you're actually...

Mitt Romney Tries To ‘Keep Cool’ As Chris Christie Looks For Food

OMG you guys, Mitt Romney has a Flickr account. It is incredible. Here's one of the very first pictures that "caught our eye," oh lord. Mitt Romney, everyone! He has a Flickr, just like that Barack Obama did, back...

Delightful New Herman Cain T-Shirt Proves He Has What It Takes To Be President

A frightened Wonkette operative sends this picture. Wha-a-a-a-t is this supposed to mean, exactly? We are just going to post it and go away and never think about it again -- not the shirt, not the person wearing it,...

Here’s Herman Cain Wondering What This ‘Libya’ Might Be (VIDEO)

Let's just "make sure we're talking about the same thing," because, well, we aren't, now are we? Here's how the New York Times tries to be really polite about Herman Cain being a jabbering imbecile: Herman Cain became badly flustered...

Washington Post Illustrates Oakland Police Brutality With Cop Petting Kitty

Faced with endless photographic documentation of the insane violence of 500 riot cops against a group of protesters in Oakland, the Washington Post editors proved they are good Kaplan 1% corporate lackeys and choose this picture of ... a...

Bribery at Tiffany’s: Newt’s Latest Wife Did Tiffany’s Bidding

We thought Giant Whining Baby/Serial Divorcer Newt Gingrich had his half-million-dollar Tiffany's credit line just because he always needs new engagement rings when he divorces his old, cancer-ridden wives for new, younger ladies he's been schtupping for several years....

Dugway Bioweapons Army Base Under Weird Lockdown

Dugway Proving Ground, a massive Army base in Utah along the border with Nevada, has been under lockdown for many hours now because of some kind of "national terror alert" to "resolve security issues." Dugway is a bioweapons lab...

Republican National Committee Candidates Unfamiliar With Books

Which pea-brained clown will become the new chairperson of the Republican National Committee? Whether it's the dingbat woman dreaming of getting wasted at her kitchen table again or the lunkhead who just keeps barking "Reagan! Reagan!" when asked if...

Associated Press Attempts To Bore People To Death With Video of Rain

The journalism industry is having a bit of a hard time these last couple of decades, you may have heard. And the main way the journalism industry has responded to the crisis in the journalism industry is by dramatically...

Furious Insane Teabagger Rick Barber Will Soon Suffer Heart Attack

That guy who sees Dead Presidents whenever the veins in his forehead reach double the "safe size," Rick Barber? He's got a new insane campaign commercial. This time, he argues with his ever-present special friend hallucination (the ghost of...

New Ron Paul Belgian Downtempo 12-inch Drops Today

This is so great, so inspiring. In fact, we're going into the studio today with Thievery Corporation and Kermit the Frog, who will stay up all night snorting Adderall and reading YouTube comments about FEMA death camps over a...

Teabaggers Are Trying To Confuse President Bill Clinton’s Police State!

Always with the fake British accents and the Guy Fawkes masks, the Paultards are. But there is a Reason why Tea Party Baggers are putting new embarrassing home videos on the YouTubes: The Man is trying to find The...

Whatever This Is, America Must Be Bombed For It

Teabagger Final Fantasy? The "Once More, With Feeling" episode of John Adams nobody noticed at the time, due to not watching it? We have no idea, but if Naked Scott Brown is not tarred and feathered and videotaped being...

A Decade of Funny Pictures, Part II-VII

Did you know it's impossible to spell "Funny Pictures" without the name "Katherine Harris" ... as part of the caption from one of the many photographs of Katherine Harris that your Wonkette has posted under the "Funny Pictures" tags,...

Years of Painful Laughter: The Decade In Funny Pictures

Why look who's here, America's "Commander of Cheer," Mister President Obama! And he's got plenty to laugh about! Just think, when this millennium began just 10 years ago, people like Barack Obama were still legally considered slaves. And now...