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Wacky Nebraska-state Senator Ernie Chambers sued God for being a terrorist, and the court in Omaha has already received two responses from two different Gods making the usual Cheney-esque claims of immunity from prosecution. [My Fox]

• Heard on the Hill: Some idiot staffer
  in the office of Sen. Conrad Burns swears like a sailor over the phone to a reporter in a hilarious case of mistaken identity (example: “And you can tell Sen. George Allen of Virginia to [vulgarity deleted].”). Meanwhile, Condoleezza Rice doesn’t do autographs. [ href="http://www.rollcall.com/issues/52_19/hoh/14728-1.html">Roll Call] MORE »