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Joe Biden Channels His Druid Mystics

Friday, December 21st, 2007


Lord Joseph Biden hast channeled thine classic verse-composers in this his neweste lordship advertisemente for the colonies. Betwixt thine forestes, ye olde specters shall cast voodoo magicks on ye to vote for Joseph Biden, it wouldst seem. Never forgetst, Lord Biden despisest the Negroe savages.