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Barack Obama Now Threatening Congress With Old Man’s Maple ‘Stick’

Thursday, June 5th, 2008

Joe Lieberman got off easy! Now Barack Obama is resorting to assault and battery with members of Congress: “The man wobbled slowly to the stage and presented Obama with a maple wood walking stick as a gift. The presumptive democratic nominee, clearly feeling his oats, took the stick and said, ‘If members of congress don’t pass my health care bill — I’ll whoop ‘em, I’ll whoop ‘em. MORE »


Senate Notices: Byrd Is Old

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007

Looks like someone got some bad prune juiceApparently, the Senate Retirement Home Resident Life Committee has noticed that Senator Robert Byrd is old. Really, really old. And despite being so old he can’t really get around or run an Appropriations Committee hearing without the assistance of aides, he’s still chairing the committee- which, you’ll recall, hasn’t been able to complete its sole task of passing appropriations bills. This has some people plotting, naturally.

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