Bitter Old White Barbara Walters vs. Barack Obama
Thursday, June 5th, 2008
Barbara Walters is so senile that she can’t remember hosting her ladies teevee show, The View, with Barack Obama. [Comedy Central]
Barbara Walters is so senile that she can’t remember hosting her ladies teevee show, The View, with Barack Obama. [Comedy Central]
Here is Hillary Clinton looking like a fool with a bunch of old gals around her, one of whom is going in for the kill. This cluster in North Carolina this morning is perhaps the most dangerous place for humans to be in the world, ever. After the jump, another comical picture of Hillary, this time stealing someone’s child for a blood cocktail. MORE »
It’s been a long time since Barry looked happy, no? Fortunately some old gal showed up at one of his rallies recently and fired him up, telling him “you better be president, you gotta be president.” This poignant Internet moment even made your Wonkette smile a bit. And Barry liked this lady so much that he offered her the vice presidency and a big wet smooch. [YouTube]
America’s finest opinion-writer-of, Peggy Noonan, recently visited an airport somewhere — possibly in West Texas, Oklahoma or Central California. She is the Merle Haggard of the Jet Age, the Woody Guthrie of business travel. Also, she is an old white lady and the TSA minorities are sticking the beeping wand between her withered old thighs, and that ain’t right! It’s unnatural, as she is not even an Arab! Let’s enjoy an Okie-Dog of Metaphors with the Op-Ed Princess of Bloomingdale’s, after the jump.