Where the Derp comes whippin' down the plains...
Funny, the economic miracles keep failing to appear.
Trump budget rips apart the social safety net, Betsy DeVos tells trans kids to go outside, and Darrell Issa might be banging some other Congressman's wife? Your morning news brief.
YUM YUM GO MAKE HIM SOME.
Trump insults the US (again), Paul Ryan is losing tax reform, and Maria Bartiromo melts the fuck down. Your morning news brief!
Houston is underwater, Rex Tillerson throws some shade, and Charlottesville neo-Nazis get arrested. Your morning news brief!
Another Patriot fails to bring about the new American Revolution.
The idea may be unconstitutional, but that seldom stops Oklahoma lawmakers, who know the real problem is liberal courts that won't let 'em have any fun.
All the bullcrap from your Republican town halls.
Hey, know who ELSE rounded up lots of people?
Do we really need an environment anyway?
Good lord, we're actually praising the justice system in Oklahoma. It may not become a habit.
In addition to fearing being shot during traffic stops, black motorists now need to fear being shot if their cars break down.
We told you gay-hatin' RFRA laws would open the door to all kinds of new and exciting 'religious freedom' claims. We were right!
A Tulsa man has been charged with murdering his next-door neighbor because he was from Lebanon. Yes, in the USA in 2016.