Tag: Oklahoma

Houston, We Need A Hero! Wonkagenda For Mon., Aug. 28, 2017

Houston is underwater, Rex Tillerson throws some shade, and Charlottesville neo-Nazis get arrested. Your morning news brief!

Oklahoma Patriot Arrested Trying To Bomb A Bank, To Save America From American Government

Another Patriot fails to bring about the new American Revolution.

Oklahoma Republican Wants To Save $60 Million By Rounding Up Kids What Don’t Speak English Good

The idea may be unconstitutional, but that seldom stops Oklahoma lawmakers, who know the real problem is liberal courts that won't let 'em have any fun.

Congress Is Home For Recess And That Means YELLING AT REPUBLICANS TIME YEEHAW!

All the bullcrap from your Republican town halls.
Father Forgive them, for they are dumb as fuck like whoa.

Trump Might Send 100,000 National Guard Troops To Round Up Illegal Mexicans. Totally Normal.

Hey, know who ELSE rounded up lots of people?
We could show you Scott Pruitt's face. But this is his true essence.

Team Of Evils: Trump’s EPA Pick Not So Big On ‘Protecting’ So-Called ‘Environment’

Do we really need an environment anyway?
The Thin Blue Line

Tulsa Cop *Might* Not Even Get Away With Murder!

Good lord, we're actually praising the justice system in Oklahoma. It may not become a habit.

Cops Now Shooting Black People When Their Cars Break Down, Which Makes All Kinds Of Sense

In addition to fearing being shot during traffic stops, black motorists now need to fear being shot if their cars break down.
Father Forgive them, for they are dumb as fuck like whoa.

Indiana Lady Pretty Sure She Had ‘Religious Freedom’ To Beat Her Kid To Bloody Pulp

We told you gay-hatin' RFRA laws would open the door to all kinds of new and exciting 'religious freedom' claims. We were right!

Gay Drunk Racist Tulsa Man Murders Lebanese Neighbor, Nothing To See Here

A Tulsa man has been charged with murdering his next-door neighbor because he was from Lebanon. Yes, in the USA in 2016.
My Sharia more

Oklahoma Spending All Its Natty Ice Money Investigating ‘Threat Of Islam.’ Yes, In Oklahoma

An Oklahoma legislator wants to spend taxpayer money to determine how big a threat radical Islamic terrorists pose to the Sooner State. 'Not Much.' There, now he can refund the state treasury.
Which of these men would YOU rather hug?

Your Senate Sunday: Anybody But Oklahoma Sen. James Lankford (R – The Worst)

How do you solve a problem like Jim Lankford?

Bundy Boys So Mad Jail Is So Much Like Jail. Your Weekly Top Ten

Life is so hard when you are a jailed member of the Bundy criminal syndicate family! Our top post this week, because this is your weekly top ten thingamahoozit post (on a holiday weekend!), is by far the thing...

Attorney General Loretta Lynch ‘Bout To Have To Smack A Bunch More States Upside Their Heads

Oh look, a whole posse of bigot states are joining together to say 'EW TRANS PEOPLE'!
You're cool with this now, right?

Mary Fallin Personally Aborts All The Little Children In Oklahoma, Will Never Be Trump’s Veep Now :(

Oklahoma Gov. Mary Fallin is obviously on Jan Brewer's meds, as she very sanely vetoes an abortion ban just because it's 'unconstitutional.'