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Posts Tagged ‘oil’

Hillary Reams Bush About Oil

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008

Isn't that preciousHillary Clinton added to the humiliation of Bush’s recent unsuccessful attempt to get the Saudis to give us more oil during the debate last night, telling the 5 people watching “President Bush is over in the Gulf now begging the Saudis and others to drop the price of oil. How pathetic.” Her plans, by contrast, would be to reform the American economy to be more green; get workers into “green collar jobs,” by which she probably doesn’t mean landscaping; and to move us “towards energy independence” which would do absolutely nothing about oil prices in the short- to medium-term but sounds really good at the debate. And, naturally, she’ll never go make nice with the Saudis when she’s President, because that’s just pathetic. [AFP via Breitbart]


Thanks for the Bombs, You’re Not Getting Our Oil

Tuesday, January 15th, 2008

I could've sworn goos stepping was out of fashionOne short day after George Bush made official his intention to sell $123 million worth of precision-guided bombs to the Saudis and Congress all but said it didn’t care, the Saudis have announced that, unsurprisingly, they don’t really care if our gas prices are a little bit high. MORE »


Glorious 1980 Returns As Oil Nears $100

Monday, October 29th, 2007

If you’re freaked out over oil topping $90 a barrel for the first time in history, maybe this will add some depressing historical perspective: Oil topped $100 per barrel at another grim point in U.S. history when George Bush was first running for president and America’s imperial troubles in Iran and Iraq threatened our precious oil supply from the Persian Gulf — in 1980! MORE »


Iraq: $18 Trillion Jackpot!

Tuesday, October 16th, 2007

Okay, anti-war peaceniks, whine all you like about the trillion-dollar occupation of Iraq. But do you know how big the Iraq oil reserves are, according to the latest and bestest estimates based on the latest record-high oil prices? Eighteen trillion dollars worth, that’s how big. Here is a math lesson for you communists: This means the invasion and occupation has ultimately been a total bargain, because there’s enough oil socked away in Iraq to pay for eighteen more invasions and occupations of Iraq. MORE »


9/10 NEVER FORGET: World War III Has Apparently Started, In Mexico, And As Usual It’s About Oil

Monday, September 10th, 2007

Burning bush (AP) - WonketteHey Mexico, WTF? Today is supposed to be the magical day of Expecto Petraeus! And tomorrow’s the big 9/11 celebration, okay? What is with you people having some kind of Star Wars-esque rebellion attacking the gas pipelines and crazy semi-trucks full of dynamite blowing up on the highways and killing 34 people? MORE »


Did General Petraeus ‘Tap Toes In The Barracks Bathroom’?

Monday, September 10th, 2007


Here’s the latest from Rudy Giuliani’s beloved viral-video guy — not his finest moment, but on Petraeus Day we’ll post anything about Petraeus except for anything substantive about his bullshit “My Summer Vacation” report, which is, of course, complete bullshit that should be utterly ignored. And how did we return to the mid-1800s, when we had to wait for months for someone to travel from overseas and give a presentation, anyway? Last we heard, our society had airplanes and satellites and video conferencing — not to mention the fact that Petraeus has been flying back and forth to D.C. all freaking summer. And when did presidents start taking orders from a freaking army officer? Last we heard, the president told the army what to do, not the other way around. Anyway, let’s all remember this holy day when the eighth or ninth army commander in Iraq said some crap on Capitol Hill that he was told to say by the White House.

Petraeus Report to Congress (with Rudy Giuliani’s response) [YouTube]


Mitt Romney Wants To Be President Even More Than He Wants To Do Business In Iran

Tuesday, August 14th, 2007

Say the right things when electioneering ... - WonketteOur worst enemy of the moment is, apparently, the Evil Nation of Iran.* But the business of America is business and Mitt Romney is a gazillionaire businessman, so of course he’s been doing business in Iran forever. But to run for president these days, you need to act like you’re very concerned about the great enemy that is Iran. Romney went so far as to demand state pension funds divest from any companies doing any work in Iran. MORE »


Canadian War Ships Block Northwest Passage From Americans

Monday, July 9th, 2007

And then we can occupy Denmark! - WonketteCanada’s prime minister today ordered a half-dozen naval ships to protect the melting Northwest Passage from the United States, which is plotting to seize the shipping routes and oil and fish supplies being revealed by the rapid Arctic melt. Wait, what? MORE »


Cheney Sends Message to Iran: We Will Say Mean Things About You on Boats

Friday, May 11th, 2007

Where's your tie, Dick Ahmadinejad? - WonketteVice President Cheney today stood on a boat in the Persian Gulf and shouted in the general direction of Iran. MORE »


Not Even Saudi King Will Touch Dubya Now

Thursday, March 29th, 2007

Hugo Chavez Funding Rudy Giuliani’s Campaign

Wednesday, March 14th, 2007

Venezuelan oil giant Citgo has paid between $100,000 and $200,000 to Rudy Giuliani’s law firm so the opera-loving Manhattan dandy can plot against America’s freedoms. MORE »


Cheney Also Ruining Stock Market

Tuesday, February 27th, 2007

Vice President Death. - WonketteDick Cheney’s trail of death and destruction has now moved from Afghanistan — where up to 23 people including several U.S. troops were killed in this morning’s bomb attack — to Wall Street. CNN reports on the global stock market collapse currently battering U.S. stocks and blames it on Cheney:

“News that Vice President Dick Cheney was the apparent target in a Taliban suicide bombing attack in Afghanistan added to the morning concerns.”

The “vice” president’s weird secret trip around the world to meet with terrorist leaders has now taken him to Oman, where he’ll somehow destroy the world’s oil production and hurtle the entire Earth into darkness. MORE »


Victory In Iraq: New Oil Law Helps Needy Western Oil Companies

Wednesday, February 21st, 2007

While liberal webtards continue to call the Iraq Occupation a “failure” due to the hundreds of thousands of blown-up Iraqis, civil war and endless U.S. casualties, optimists point out that Iraq’s most precious resource will soon be available to all the western energy companies so cruelly kept away from the oilfields during Saddam Hussein’s reign.

Read the Good News the Main Stream Media won’t tell you, after the jump.

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