Tag: oil

White House Tries To Distract Trump. Wonkagenda For Tues., Oct. 10, 2017

Trump is ready to explode, California's burning to the sea, and ESPN shits the bed (again). Your morning news brief.

Congress THINKS About Guns, Maybe. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Oct. 5, 2017

Congress considers banning "bump stocks," a majority don't trust Trump, and the "Cutest Pet" on Capitol Hill! Your morning news brief!

Donald Trump’s European Vacation. Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 6, 2017

Trump's goes to Not America, CruzCare oozes forward, and Portland-area GOP wants to use militia men for security. Your morning news brief.

Trump EPA Head Cleans All That Dangerous ‘Science’ Out Of EPA’s Science Board

All industry wants is a place at the table. And to own the table. And to charge rent for the other places...

Trumponomics Just A Golden Shower! Wonkagenda For Tues., April 25, 2017

Trump tries to trickle down on the poors, Republicans try to kill Medicaid, and Alex Jones is being sued for yogurt libel! Your morning news brief!

Trump’s Crazy EPA Guy? He’s FAR TOO SANE! Wonkagenda For Tues., March 28, 2017

Trump set to unveil his climate plan, mid-term election planning has begun, and EVERYONE hates Devin Nunes.

Is It Bad For Philippines’s President To Kill 6,000 People? Trump’s SecState Just Doesn’t Know!

Human rights? We don't recall Trump saying we had to think about those anymore.

Sad Donald Trump Can’t Kill All The Wind And Solar Power Just Yet :(

Turns out Donald Trump may not be able to force everyone to work in a coal mine after all.

Your Senate Sunday: What’s The Deal With The Dakotas? Do We Really Need Two?

This week's profile of 2016's U.S. Senate races is chock full of Dakotas. Sorry, not the Fanning girl.
Haw haw, fuck you, Earth!

Donald Trump Knows Less About Energy Than Sarah Palin Does. Let That Sink In

Donald Trump just loves coal and oil, they're just tremendous and terrific. YOOOGE.
Maybe not that bright a guy. It's possible.

Pathetic Loser ‘Reporters’ Ask Donald Trump Questions, Expect Answers. Sad!

Some really weird stuff out in media land the last few days: Suddenly, several people interviewing Donald Trump have actually taken the time to interrupt his stream-of-gibberish talking points and say, Hey, Donald? You are saying words, but they...

More Stories Of Incredibly Stupid Restaurant Customers

Welcome back to Off The Menu, where we bring you the best and strangest food stories from my email inbox. Today, we've got one of the classics: stories of fantastically dumb restaurant customers. As always, these are real emails...
That's the face he makes when he Trumps in his pants.

Let’s Order Chinese Food And Watch Donald Trump’s Brain Essplode

Donald J. Trump does not like losing. He's not losing yet, but his stranglehold on American wingnuts is faltering, and he knows it. And Trump definitely doesn't have the temperament for losing, as we can see in his literally...

Congressjerks Threaten To Bomb Paris Climate Talks With Snowballs, Derp

Negotiations on an international climate deal are scheduled for December, and a couple of the Republicans' top climate change deniers in Congress aren't going to let Barack Obama and a bunch of scientists ruin America. Not on their watch. Sen....
Unfair! Ted Cruz is much easier to hit with sticks! So Biased!

Donald Trump Wishes We’d Invaded Mexico For Doing 9/11, Maybe

The Great American Hairball, Donald Trump, reportedly offered an amusing variation this weekend on his longstanding view that the Iraq War was a huge, not-classy mistake. At a meeting of the conservative Hollywood group "Friends of Abe" (Lincoln, not Vigoda),...