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McCAIN HEARTS HAMAS: John McCain is such a senile psychopath Maverick that he was all set to negotiate with Hamas just two years ago, but it’s very bad for Barack Obama to talk about such things this year, because … uh, Jeremiah Wright? [ABC News]

WAIT, MCCAIN’S CRAZY? At some fancy fundraising dinner party in New York last night, John Edwards was (reportedly) running around calling John McCain a “crazy” who shouldn’t ever be allowed to have his “finger on the button.” [NY Observer]

He is very old and lies about everything. His dream is to bomb every nation all the time, forever. He is John McCain, who should’ve been beaten again in South Carolina, like always. Instead, he’s the winner. Huckabee is conceding right now. Huckabee notes something that is both true and weird: For all of McCain’s incredible faults, he seems to run fairly clean campaigns. So, let’s give the 30-year veteran of Capitol Hill tonight’s “Maverick-Reformer All Over Again” award. That’s two for McCain. [AP/The State]