President Hillary Will Save Original English Colonies
Friday, April 25th, 2008
Somebody who loves Obama must’ve made this cruel, biased, misogynist YouTube against Hillary because this video claims Mrs. Senator Clinton is somehow still losing the Democratic primary race, despite all this terrible crap we all have to deal with, every day, until November 2012, when the SPACE MONSTERS return to eat their young. [YouTube]
Somebody who loves Obama must’ve made this cruel, biased, misogynist YouTube against Hillary because this video claims Mrs. Senator Clinton is somehow still losing the Democratic primary race, despite all this terrible crap we all have to deal with, every day, until November 2012, when the SPACE MONSTERS return to eat their young. [YouTube]
Washington DC, the most powerful city in the world, was paralyzed last night by a deadly “wintry mix” of frozen water and slightly less frozen water. Upwards of two inches of the mysterious powder descended upon the city like white death, leaving buses running on emergency schedules, trains aflame, and major roads beset with vigilantes on tricked-out motorcycles. 
Panic! There’s SNOW outside! As the federal government struggles to cope with this strange, cold, slippery water-like substance that’s coated every exposed surface of the city, employees everywhere are being sent home early — so no one’s reading us! 